This Christmas, Senate President pro tempore Kim Ward delivered a special holiday ballad for the assembled guests at the PA Chamber of Business and Industry\u2019s annual bipartisan leaders\u2019 breakfast in New York. <\/p>\n
We are pleased to present it to our readers below.<\/p>\n
Lyrics:<\/p>\n
Mr. Shapiro, give me a break, you know you gave that heart cookie cake.<\/p>\n
Why are you saying that you didn\u2019t do it, Mr. Shapiro just admit to it.<\/p>\n
Doesn\u2019t matter cause you don\u2019t love me, I don\u2019t love you, any elf can see, your stocking will be stuffed coal this year because RGGI is no longer here.<\/p>\n
And now we come to Mr. Bernstein, Hey Lukester what have you seen, lower CNI\u2019s NOL legislation, hope it helps stop the loss of population.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Joe Pittman, my partner in crime, like my little brother most of the time, but sometimes he bosses me around as he looked for a budget solution to be found.<\/p>\n
When he got angry, I ran for cover sometimes I even yelled out for my mother.<\/p>\n
Falalalalala<\/p>\n
Joanna, we are quite a team, of women who work behind the scenes, we appear so non intimidating, but cross our paths discover obliterating.<\/p>\n
Bradford, you\u2019re one tough guy\u2026<\/p>\n
Falalalala<\/p>\n
You protect the left flank by spending our bank\u2026.<\/p>\n
Falalalala<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll never forget the day you said to me that I remind you of a crazy aunt\u2026.<\/p>\n
Falalalala<\/p>\n
True<\/p>\n
Jesse you have a calming effect, are big and strong and garner respect.<\/p>\n
At the budget table you kept us all stable\u2026<\/p>\n
Falalalalalalalala<\/p>\n
Jay you\u2019re a very good guy in every way..<\/p>\n
Falalalalala<\/p>\n
Your word is good and you keep your head\u00a0as long as we keep you spaghetti fed\u2026\u00a0<\/p>\n
Falalalala<\/p>\n
It\u2019s Christmas, and we are all here together, Republicans, Democrats and all who matter\u2026.<\/p>\n
Falalalalalala\u00a0<\/p>\n
Let\u2019s celebrate birth of Jesus, for the next 3 weeks let\u2019s\u00a0not be egregious\u2026<\/p>\n
Falalalalala<\/p>\n
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"This Christmas, Senate President pro tempore Kim Ward delivered a special holiday ballad for the assembled guests at…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":74624,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[5527,2258,1070,11297,22327,22714,5928,33,5930,25695,7865,28,30,29,5019],"class_list":["post-74623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-pennsylvania","tag-christmas","tag-democrats","tag-holiday","tag-humor","tag-jesse-topper","tag-joanna-mcclinton","tag-joe-pittman","tag-josh-shapiro","tag-kim-ward","tag-matt-bradford","tag-music","tag-pennsylvania","tag-pennsylvania-headlines","tag-pennsylvania-news","tag-republicans"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74623\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-pa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}