Living in Lubbock builds character. It also builds that ability to have a total meltdown over the tiniest of inconveniences imaginable. Things people in other cities would barely even notice can send us into a full emotional spiral before 9 am.

Here are just a couple of the little bitty things that can totally derail a perfectly good day in the Hub City.

The Wind Attacks Your Car Door

You open your door, like a civilized human being, and then suddenly, a 45 mph gust grabs it and tries to yank it clear off the hinges. Now, you’re wrestling your car like you’re in a damn rodeo and you haven’t even had your coffee yet. Oh, oops. You did have your coffee. It’s on your pants now.

Your Trash Can Ran Away

Trash day seemed normal. Everything was fine. You stepped outside and realized your trash can decided it would rather live three houses down the way. It either made its way there by wind, or it heard the rich neighbors buy the name-brand soda.

Photo by MeSSrro on UnsplashSomeone Orders 19 Drinks in Front of You at 7 Brew

You thought this would be a quick coffee run, but nope. The person in front of you just ordered 19 drinks with extra whip and a million other stupid instructions. You might as well just call in. The day is ruined.

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Your Hair Lasts Exactly 30 Second Oustide

You hardly ever fix your hair, but today, you were feeling spunky and did a few extra things. The moment you stepped outside, the universe had other ideas for you. Try again tomorrow. Or don’t. You’re probably going to have the same outcome.

Photo by Maria Teneva on UnsplashYou Run Into Someone You Know Immediately After Your Hair Dies

Because of course you do! It’s Lubbock! If you’re having a bad day, we’re all going to find out one way or another…

Go back to bed!

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