Unfortunately, not everyone in Lubbock can be the main character of the story. I know! It’s a bummer. Just when you think all eyes are on you, you realize the only people actually watching are your folks, and, well, they don’t exactly approve…
However, some stuff in town was just born for the spotlight. Maybe it’s the way the sunset catches them just right, or how they defy tornadic winds time and time again, or perhaps they just radiate pure “I’m not like the rest of Texas” vibes. Whatever the case may be, a few local icons demand our undying devotion and attention.
Cue your imagination (maybe even put on the soundtrack to Titanic or something) and scroll through this list of Lubbock main characters:
Lubbock’s Main Characters1. A Lone Sonic Cup Slowly Rolling Across an Empty Parking Lot
“She’s been through it, but somehow, she’s still rollin’ along.”
2. A Trampoline Stuck On Your Neighbor’s Fence
“Thriving. She’s giving post-apocalyptic rom-com vibes.”
3. That One Jesus Billboard in All Caps That Seems To Be Screaming At You
“It doesn’t need your validation. Trust me. It’s already been renewed for at least 20 more seasons.”
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4. The Used Car Lot Inflatable Tube Man
“That diva gives 110% every single day. Straight shining.”
5. That Random Shopping Cart in an Empty Field
“She wasn’t left behind; she’s setting out to find herself.”
6. A Lost Flip-Flop in a Gas Station Parking Lot
“She’s the hero we never deserved and the ending we should have seen coming.”
Can you think of a few more things in Lubbock that deserve spotlight, fuss, and never-ending paparazzi? Drop them in a comment below this article and keep scrolling for more silly stories like this in the galleries below…
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