If your real estate dreams involve channeling your inner medieval monarch while practicing your pickleball serve, Houston’s fairy-tale estate has arrived to answer the call. The beloved “Castle House,” a sprawling 7,100-square-foot fortress of fun tucked away at 728 Crestbend Drive in the exclusive Rivercrest Estates, has officially marched onto the market for $4.59 million. Hidden on a lush, three-acre forest lot just inside Beltway 8, the 1996 custom build delivers absolute “country living in the city” secrecy with a massive side of theatrical flair.

Designed by prominent Houston architect Robert Dame, the stone-and-brick estate catches your eye immediately with dramatic steep rooflines, winding stone pathways, and turret-style accents that look straight out of a European storybook.

But the real crowning jewel lies in the backyard, where standard landscaping was thrown out the window in favor of a life-size outdoor chessboard. The theatrical installation comes complete with oversized sculptural pieces—including a stone archer permanently frozen mid-draw—turning a casual evening lawn game into an absolute medieval battle.

When you aren’t plotting your next chess strategy, the resort-style compound offers plenty of modern-day pampering:

According to listing agent Nancy Almodovar, co-founder and CEO of Nan & Company Properties, that massive garage footprint has already caused a major stir in the luxury community. “We’ve had a lot of car enthusiasts gravitate to this home,” Almodovar noted, revealing that early showings have heavily drawn in local Ferrari owners looking for acreage to match their horsepower.

The property features 4 bedrooms, 5 full bathrooms, and an executive office wrapped in exceptional bespoke millwork and built-ins. It is currently being marketed worldwide via Forbes Global Properties, drawing out-of-state eyes to a home that locals have affectionately gossiped about for three decades.

“It just started getting called the Castle House locally, and it stuck,” Almodovar laughed. “But despite the grandeur, the true luxury here is the land. It’s for someone who wants fortress-level privacy and multiple acres, but still wants to feel like they’re right in the heart of Houston.”