The Texas A&M Aggies rolled to an impressive 50-0 win over Missouri State on Saturday night in College Station. It was a great start for Mike Elko and company as they look to return to the Playoff this fall.
But the real story was in the stands. The Texas A&M Police social media account was in midseason form with its reporting of what went on inside Kyle Field.
Without further ado, here are the 5 best tweets of the night detailing the misbehavior of the 12th Man:
1. That’s a worrying BAC
Public Intoxication. Responded to a report of intoxicated subject in Section 233. Given several opportunities to call a friend but subject said he had “nothing to say.” Arrested. BAC .216. #BTHOmissouristate
— Texas A&M Police (@TAMUPolice) September 6, 2026
To even be able to say you have nothing to say when your BAC is at .216 is fairly impressive. He’s probably dealing with quite the hangover on Sunday morning.
2. What are you gonna do, arrest me?
Public Intoxication. Responded to intoxicated subject Section 117. Subject was belligerent and wanted to fight the female behind him. When questioned by police, he said to take him to jail. Arrested. #BTHOmissouristate
— Texas A&M Police (@TAMUPolice) September 6, 2026
At least he got what he wanted. Silver linings.
3. Wait, they don’t sell those here?
Section 131. Subject began making fun of police while holding a Long Drink (not sold in stadium). Ejected. #BTHOmissouristate
— Texas A&M Police (@TAMUPolice) September 6, 2026
Long Drink is actually pretty good. Definitely a marketing opportunity for them moving forward.
4. Kudos to the sober cousin
Who among us hasn’t gotten emotional watching college football?
5. Even the employees are misbehaving
Criminal Trespass Warning. Contract employee became agitated when told by supervisor to tuck in shirt. Police were contacted. Subject became belligerent with officers. Ejected. #BTHOmissouristate
— Texas A&M Police (@TAMUPolice) September 6, 2026
How dare they expect someone to tuck in their shirt? In this economy?
Texas A&M is back in action next Saturday when Arizona State comes to College Station. We’re sure that matchup will provide plenty of additional entertainment from the Texas A&M police.
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