Now and then, you buy something ridiculous, something you truly believe will sit in a drawer until the end of time next to the broken chargers, the mystery screws, and the backup vape you hit when you’re broke that tastes like you’re sucking on a computer mouse. But sometimes? That goofy purchase ends up being the best thing you’ve ever owned.
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I asked around to find out the goofiest things people have purchased that actually ended up being pretty useful. Lubbock listeners absolutely delivered on this one.
The Shake Weight, The Brush Brush, and The Battery Daddy
Cliff admitted he bought a Shake Weight and truly likes it, but he couldn’t make eye contact with another human while using it. Robbie got himself a Battery Daddy, which not only organizes every AA in West Texas but apparently doubles as a questionable nickname. And Morgen proudly owns a “brush brush,” a tiny brush specifically for brushing…her brush. Honestly? Genius.
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Waffles?
But the goofy greatness didn’t stop there. Jared swears by his $12 emotional-support waffle maker. Ashley downloaded a ghost detector app as a joke and then moved out because it went off in her kitchen. Larissa bought a hand-crank phone charger for camping and now uses it as a panic-powered electricity source when she forgets to plug her phone in. And one listener — proudly, not anonymously — said their best purchase was a light-up LED toilet seat that turns nighttime bathroom trips into a rave.
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Dave LeCroy has everyone beat, though. He bought an “Ab Isolater” from a Tony Little commercial in 1993 and has been using it three to four times a week for thirty-two years. At this point, it’s not fitness equipment, it’s a long-term relationship.
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From towel warmers to rotating display turntables to tiny ladybug vacuums, the message is clear: sometimes the silly stuff ends up saving your sanity.
So go ahead. Buy the goofy thing. Worst case, it becomes comedy content. Best case, it becomes the Shake Weight that changed your life.
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