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Abraham Aguirre and Mikayda Mills two step on a dance floor at Two Step Inn at San Gabriel Park in Georgetown, Texas on Sunday, April 6, 2025.<\/p>\n
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Valentine\u2019s Day<\/a>\u00a0has a way of making even the most self-assured people take inventory. Not of their reservations or gift ideas, but of their dating history \u2014 specifically, the moments that went wrong in ways too specific to forget. I\u2019ve lived in Austin mostly single, which means I\u2019ve accumulated a personal archive of misfires.<\/p>\n Austin is a city built for romance, but it\u2019s also a remarkably efficient place to learn what doesn\u2019t work. I\u2019m not alone. As of 2025, roughly 44 percent of Austin\u2019s population is single<\/a>. Dating here is less about finding perfection than navigating a series of near misses, each one clarifying what you can tolerate, what you can forgive and what you absolutely cannot.<\/p>\n Article continues below this ad<\/p>\n What follows are five first dates that didn\u2019t lead anywhere, but did leave me with a sharper understanding of who I am and how I want to show up with other people. I share them as field notes \u2014 from Austin bars, dance floors and concert venues \u2014 offered in the hope that recognition might spare someone else the same awkward lesson.<\/p>\n Why Barton Springs isn\u2019t a confessional<\/p>\n People swim during the annual Polar Bear Plunge at Barton Springs Pool in Austin, Thursday, Jan. 1, 2026. The spring-fed water at Barton Springs maintains a temperature of about 68 degrees.<\/p>\n Mikala Compton\/Austin American-Statesman<\/p>\n Vulnerability is good on a first date. Honesty is good. Emotional availability is supposedly the whole point. But asking a near-stranger to be your primary support system on a sunny afternoon at\u00a0Barton Springs Pool<\/a> \u2014 as one potential beau did \u2014 is a decidedly ambitious move.<\/p>\n Article continues below this ad<\/p>\n Barton Springs is not a confessional. It is a place for cold water, loose conversation and the mild fantasy that everything in your life is briefly fine. It is not where you unpack unresolved breakups, recent family conflicts or a list of career regrets.\u00a0<\/p>\n I am not opposed to vulnerability. I just don\u2019t excel at managing other people\u2019s emotional revelations while submerged in 68-degree water. There is something disorienting about treading water as your date catalogues their personal disappointments,\u00a0each one hitting like a splash from the diving board.<\/p>\n Kit Baumann, right, and Aliza Orent react to the cold during the annual Polar Bear Plunge at Barton Springs Pool in Austin, Thursday, Jan. 1, 2026. The spring-fed water at Barton Springs maintains a temperature of about 68 degrees.<\/p>\n Mikala Compton\/Austin American-Statesman<\/p>\n What, exactly, is one supposed to do in that moment? There is no correct response. You listen. You float. You silently wish for a reset.<\/p>\n Article continues below this ad<\/p>\n The lesson, if there is one, is simple. On a first date \u2014 especially at a joyful public place that’s as emotionally neutral as Barton Springs \u2014 it\u2019s best to travel light. Bring curiosity. Bring sunscreen. Leave the baggage at home.\u00a0<\/p>\n Austin concerts are sacred, so choose your date wisely<\/p>\n Fans pack into the Germania Insurance Amphitheater to see F1 drivers speak during fan experiences at the Formula 1 Pirelli United States Grand Prix at Circuit of the Americas on Saturday, Oct. 19, 2024.<\/p>\n Aaron E. Martinez\/American-Statesman<\/p>\n The\u00a0Germania Insurance Amphitheater at Circuit of the Americas holds some of my most memorable Austin memories: seeing Lana Del Rey under the Texas sky, dancing to Kygo after Formula 1<\/a>, and \u2014 less triumphantly \u2014 being trapped in a car with a man who felt compelled to demonstrate his authority on reality television.<\/p>\n Article continues below this ad<\/p>\n It was the summer of \u201cLove Island,\u201d a season Austin took personally. Allegiances were declared at watch parties, debated at bars and occasionally broadcast on dating profiles. So when my date brought it up after Willie\u2019s Fourth of July Picnic<\/a>, I assumed it would be lighthearted \u2014 a way to pass the slow crawl of traffic back into town. This assumption was wrong.<\/p>\n Willie Nelson performs at his Fourth of July Picnic in Austin at the Germania Insurance Amphitheater on July 4, 2025.<\/p>\n Ana Gutierrez \/ Austin American-Statesman<\/p>\n My date had never seen the show. Not one episode. Still, in the spirit of modern confidence, he had plenty of opinions. I tried to meet him halfway. When I pointed out that he hadn\u2019t actually watched it, he went quiet.<\/p>\n There are few things more uncomfortable than a silent car ride with a first date, especially when it arrives after a conversational collapse and unfolds at five miles per hour. What should have remained one of the best concert nights I\u2019ve had in Austin became permanently attached to that stalled drive and its half-baked argument.<\/p>\n Article continues below this ad<\/p>\n If there is a lesson here, it\u2019s this: protect your experiences. Choose your concert companions carefully \u2014 especially when the venue is an hour away and the ride home leaves no room to escape.<\/p>\n Keep your Juul in your pocket at\u00a0AFS<\/p>\n AFS Cinema is run by the Austin Film Society, which was founded by Richard Linklater in 1985.<\/p>\n Austin American-Statesman<\/p>\n If you\u2019ve never been, the Austin Film Society Cinema<\/a> is an arthouse shrine: industrial lightbulbs glowing, movie posters lining the walls, a bar humming with people who seem to possess a private language built out of directors\u2019 cuts. It\u2019s the kind of place that makes you want to earn your seat.<\/p>\n Article continues below this ad<\/p>\n It\u2019s also the kind of place where forgetting yourself is easy \u2014 unless your first date has no working knowledge of cinema etiquette. The rules, to me, were obvious: no talking, no phones, no aggressive snacking. What never occurred to me was the need to explicitly ban\u00a0vaping until my date casually produced a crackling Juul mid-screening.<\/p>\n Time and place matter. There was a moment in cinematic history when people smoked in theaters, when Hitchcock\u2019s “Rear Window” premiered under a haze of cigarettes and social permission. This is not that moment. In this era, people insist they don\u2019t vape while actively vaping, a contradiction best left outside.<\/p>\n A poster for Alfred Hitchcock’s 1954 mystery film ‘Rear Window’ starring James Stewart.<\/p>\n Movie Poster Image Art\/Getty Images<\/p>\n There was also the context: we were watching “Wild at Heart,” only days after David Lynch\u2019s death, in what is arguably the most sacred movie house in Austin. This felt less like a personal quirk and more like a misunderstanding of the room.<\/p>\n Article continues below this ad<\/p>\n We remained friends. No harm done. But the lesson is straightforward. On a first date \u2014 and especially in a place built on collective reverence \u2014\u00a0 courtesy is not optional. And for the love of cinema, keep your Juul in your pocket.<\/p>\n Leave room for possibility \u2014 and skip the last shot<\/p>\n A Smokey Frozen Margarita is served at Old Pal Texas Tavern on Friday, June 20, 2025 in Lockhart, Texas.<\/p>\n Aaron E. Martinez\/Austin American-Statesman<\/p>\n Consider this a warning to anyone who loves tequila and believes in first impressions. A first date already demands optimism and the ability to appear charming while pretending not to care. Alcohol does not improve these odds. Tequila, in particular, tends to make them worse.<\/p>\n Article continues below this ad<\/p>\n The mistake begins innocently enough. You meet friends for a quick drink at a place like De\u00a0Nada or Polvo\u2019s, where margaritas arrive with the confidence of someone who has never suffered consequences.<\/p>\n There is always a final shot \u2014 the one taken out of misplaced faith that courage can be distilled. This is incorrect. I learned this at Mohawk<\/a>, the kind of venue where effortlessness is the dress code. Daydream Twins played. My date and I talked and drifted toward Big Topics, testing alignment.\u00a0<\/p>\n Gurriers performs at Mohawk in downtown Austin at SXSW Friday, March 14, 2025.<\/p>\n Ricardo B. Brazziell\/American-Statesman<\/p>\n Artificial intelligence entered the conversation, a loaded subject in Austin where tradition is trampled by innovation, whether it\u2019s self-driving cars<\/a> or app-run everything. We did not reach a compromise. Instead, my body reached a conclusion. I excused myself and made a swift calculation involving the nearest trash can.\u00a0<\/p>\n Article continues below this ad<\/p>\n My date was gracious, but we never saw each other again. The lesson has little to do with tequila and everything to do with restraint. It\u2019s about leaving enough room for possibility. And tequila has a way of filling the space where that possibility might otherwise live.<\/p>\n When you can\u2019t lead at the White Horse<\/p>\n Viva Big Bend Launch Party Thursday, June 28, at The White Horse Saloon<\/p>\n Austin 360<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
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