{"id":161966,"date":"2026-02-12T18:59:25","date_gmt":"2026-02-12T18:59:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/161966\/"},"modified":"2026-02-12T18:59:25","modified_gmt":"2026-02-12T18:59:25","slug":"the-funny-side-of-valentines-lubbocks-relationship-realities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/161966\/","title":{"rendered":"The Funny Side Of Valentine&#8217;s: Lubbock&#8217;s Relationship Realities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Love is in the air in Lubbock, Texas.<\/p>\n<p>Along with dust. And denial.<\/p>\n<p>Valentine&#8217;s season in West Texas isn&#8217;t just about romance, it&#8217;s about the little, teensy weensy, DESPARATE lies we tell ourselves in an effort to protect our pride, our peace, and our situationships.<\/p>\n<p>Here are the biggest lies Lubbock residents whisper to themselves each February.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The wind isn&#8217;t that bad today.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You probably said that while leaning at a 45-degree angle, trying to walk into United for a rotisserie chicken that you planned on eating in the car. Your hair is horizontal. Your car door almost ripped your arm off. It&#8217;s okay. Be honest with yourself.<\/p>\n<p>Photo by <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/@mahkeo?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Khamk\u00e9o<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/photos\/trees-with-wind-photo-WtwSsqwYlA0?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Unsplash<\/a>&#8220;We&#8217;re just talking.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, it doesn&#8217;t seem like &#8220;talking&#8221; to me. You&#8217;ve been &#8220;just talking&#8221; since the pumpkin patch opened in October, and their hoodie lives at your house. Their toothbrush has squatters&#8217; rights at this point. Get real.<\/p>\n<p>Photo by <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/@chris_lynch_?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Chris Lynch<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/photos\/a-black-hoodie-that-says-ill-see-you-tomorrow-on-it-SXpun7pdECU?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Unsplash<\/a>&#8220;This restaurant is perfect for a romantic dinner.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not exactly. It&#8217;s loud. There&#8217;s a TV showing basketball, and a child you don&#8217;t know is screaming next to your table. The queso is the only thing carrying your relationship right now.<\/p>\n<p>Photo by <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/@sulemakaroglu?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">\u015eULE MAKARO\u011eLU<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/photos\/womens-black-spaghetti-strap-top-NTPqcdoxhBw?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Unsplash<\/a>&#8220;I don&#8217;t need a Valentine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You absolutely don&#8217;t, but you did pause a little longer than normal in the floral section of Market Street yesterday. We noticed.<\/p>\n<p>Photo by <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/@resat?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Resat Kuleli<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/photos\/a-woman-leaning-against-a-wall-in-a-dark-room-z_0kB0Zblx0?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Unsplash<\/a>&#8220;They&#8217;ll text me back.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No, they won&#8217;t, bestie. The message says it was delivered three days ago. They are giving you a hint. Use your best detective skills and move on. You are not entering pathetic territory.<\/p>\n<p>Photo by <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/@thetonik_co?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Tonik<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/photos\/i-love-you-text-on-pink-and-white-polka-dot-background-U0wwiY6nRGA?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Unsplash<\/a>&#8220;It&#8217;s not that cold.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then why are you wearing a scarf and long underwear?<\/p>\n<p>Photo by <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/@starkie_pics?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Michael Starkie<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/photos\/a-woman-with-her-hand-on-her-chin-jkKgr_fX6ds?utm_source=unsplash&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_content=creditCopyText\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Unsplash<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hopefully, your date this weekend isn&#8217;t something you&#8217;ll have to lie to yourself about, but if you do, it certainly won&#8217;t be the first time you&#8217;ve told yourself some poppycock to get through the day. We&#8217;re pros around here!<\/p>\n<p>Keep scrolling for more Lubbock fun in the galleries below&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What Went Wrong on Your Date? Lubbock Has Stories<\/p>\n<p>Happily ever after is harder to find in Lubbock than you think.<\/p>\n<p class=\"photogallery-credit\">Gallery Credit: Chrissy<\/p>\n<p>7 Lubbock Date Night Ideas That Your Darlin&#8217; Will Love<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s nothing wrong with dinner and a rom-com, but it might be time to change things up.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"photogallery-credit\">Gallery Credit: Chrissy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Love is in the air in Lubbock, Texas. Along with dust. And denial. 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