United Supermarkets Arena published an odd picture over the weekend, and now the internet detective agency is officially on the case.<\/p>\n
Let\u2019s pause right now and take a look at the graphic in question.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s a TV-headed man with a big ol\u2019 \u201cS\u201d glowing in the screen. That\u2019s it. No explanation. No caption. Just vibes and one lonely consonant daring us to figure it out.<\/p>\n
Lubbock Speculates Wildly Over Arena\u2019s Latest Mystery Post<\/p>\n
So what could it mean? Clearly it\u2019s a puzzle, and since no one has handed us the decoder ring, we\u2019re doing what Lubbock does best \u2014 wildly speculating.<\/p>\n
Here are a few completely reasonable, totally serious possibilities:<\/p>\n
*S could mean that United Supermarkets Arena is about to start serving Sausage. And let\u2019s be honest \u2014 a sizzling sausage during a sportsball showdown? That\u2019s elite dining.<\/p>\n
*S could mean Smoking Sections are coming back. Because nothing pairs better with watching peak athletic performance than a nostalgic cloud of questionable life choices.<\/p>\n
*S could stand for Sweet, which is certainly what it was when the Red Raiders knocked off #1 Arizona. That one still tastes good.<\/p>\n
*S could stand for Small, a gentle reminder to grab your kids a Texas Tech shirt before they grow another inch and outsize it in two weeks.<\/p>\n
*S could mean Slow \u2014 as in, please drive slow around the arena when games let out. Nothing ruins a victory lap like bumper-car roulette on the loop.<\/p>\n
*S could mean Superman. Maybe that mysterious green fire shoots out of campus vents again and Big Blue is called in to save the day.<\/p>\n
*S could also mean Scalpers. A subtle public service announcement: buy from authorized sellers unless you enjoy heartbreak and fake PDFs.<\/p>\n
*S could mean Streak. Hopefully the winning kind. The other kind would definitely require bail money and a lifetime ban.<\/p>\n
*S could be a reminder to bring a Seat Cushion. Those arena seats can turn into medieval torture devices by halftime.<\/p>\n
And finally\u2026<\/p>\n
*S could mean a new Song and concert announcement for the band…<\/p>\n
I thought we could sneak that name in there. Apparently not.<\/p>\n
Guess you\u2019ll just have to listen Tuesday at 10:00 a.m. for confirmation.<\/p>\n