There are messes\u2026and then there are stories you still think about years later while staring at a mop in silence.<\/p>\n
We asked Lubbock<\/a> what the biggest mess they\u2019ve ever made was, and as expected, things escalated quickly. What started as a few harmless accidents turned into full-blown chaos involving kitchens, bathrooms, hotels, and at least one emotionally traumatic incident involving a crockpot of queso.<\/p>\n Photo by Eastman Childs<\/a> on Unsplash<\/a><\/p>\n Some of you kept it simple. One person summed it up perfectly with, \u201cMy life,\u201d which might be the most relatable answer of them all.<\/p>\n Others? Not so simple.<\/p>\n One woman said she dyed her hair blue in her mom’s bathroom, turning the curtain, the tub, and the wall all blue. Her mother told her it looked like a Smurf had been murdered in there. Another guy decided to make prickly pear jelly and somehow turned his entire kitchen fluorescent pink. Whoops. An old coworker of mine admitted to accidentally sending flour flying 25 feet across the room when he accidentally left a mixer on full speed. (I remember…)<\/p>\n Read More:\u00a0What To Bring When Moving To Lubbock, Texas<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n Photo by Amy Humphries<\/a> on Unsplash<\/a><\/p>\n Then there\u2019s the kind of mess that builds\u2026and builds\u2026and BUILDS.<\/p>\n One woman had a morning that included melting appliances, rogue eggs sliding across the floor, spilled shampoo, and finally a baby oil catastrophe that emotionally broke her. She ended it the only way you can after a day like that: by giving up and turning on the TV.<\/p>\n Workplace disasters made a strong showing, too. A lady described a night involving gallons of blue cheese dressing, busted trash bags, and a ranch-covered floor that probably still smells to this day.<\/p>\n Photo by Alice Dietrich<\/a> on Unsplash<\/a><\/p>\n And of course, no Lubbock story would be complete without at least one situation spiraling completely out of control. One wild night submitted by a listener involved a flooded hotel room, IHOP chaos, random road trips, and ending up stranded in the snow with a bedsheet full of questionable life choices. A true masterpiece of mess.<\/p>\n The takeaway? Whether you dropped a lava lamp or you just can’t seem to get rid of the glitter from last Christmas, nobody in Lubbock is above making a little bit of a mess.<\/p>\n Keep scrolling for more Lubbock-based fun in the galleries below…<\/p>\n What Went Wrong on Your Date? Lubbock Has Stories<\/p>\n Happily ever after is harder to find in Lubbock than you think.<\/p>\n Gallery Credit: Chrissy<\/p>\n 8 Delicious Foods My West Texas Granny Always Fed Me<\/p>\n I miss her cooking almost as much as I miss her.<\/p>\n Gallery Credit: Chrissy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"There are messes\u2026and then there are stories you still think about years later while staring at a mop…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":221455,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[168,170,169,223],"class_list":["post-221454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-lubbock","tag-lubbock","tag-lubbock-headlines","tag-lubbock-news","tag-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=221454"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221454\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/221455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=221454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=221454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=221454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}