If you wanted a game of hide-and-seek to last a couple hundred years, just pit Bigfoot against a unicorn.<\/p>\n
Today is National Unicorn Day, and while there\u2019s no real explanation for why it lands where it does, let\u2019s be honest\u2014if you\u2019re celebrating a mythical creature, any day works. Unicorns, for the record, are basically horses with a single horn planted right in the middle of their forehead. No wings required\u2026though if you want to imagine wings, who\u2019s going to stop you?<\/p>\n
So let\u2019s say, just for fun, unicorns are real\u2014and one decided to lay low in Lubbock<\/a>. Where would it hide?<\/p>\n Here Are Seven Places A Unicorn Could Easily Dodge Paparazzi Around The Hub City:<\/p>\n 7. The Tunnels Under Texas Tech 6. Downtown Lubbock 5. The Mall 4. Prairie Dog Town 3. The Buddy Holly Statue 2. The South Plains Fairgrounds 1. Right Outside Your Window During a Dust Storm
Those weird underground tunnels already have a reputation. If someone told you a unicorn was down there causing mysterious green gas, would you really argue?<\/p>\n
We keep hearing about big plans and projects that don\u2019t always materialize. Who\u2019s to say a unicorn isn\u2019t quietly living under all those \u201ccoming soon\u201d ideas?<\/p>\n
Plenty of sparkle, plenty of hiding spots. An empty storefront by day, a glitter-filled playground by night\u2014it tracks.<\/p>\n
Not exactly crowded, not exactly quiet. A unicorn could blend in with the local critters and no one would think twice.<\/p>\n
Why wouldn\u2019t one legend hang out with another? Makes perfect sense.<\/p>\n
The lights, the smells, the leftover cotton candy vibes\u2014it\u2019s basically a magical magnet.<\/p>\n
Let\u2019s be real. A full-on horse with a horn could be standing ten feet away and you\u2019d never see it through that wall of West Texas dust.<\/p>\n