{"id":279752,"date":"2026-05-05T14:20:12","date_gmt":"2026-05-05T14:20:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/279752\/"},"modified":"2026-05-05T14:20:12","modified_gmt":"2026-05-05T14:20:12","slug":"cinco-de-mayo-pickup-lines-so-bad-theyre-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/279752\/","title":{"rendered":"Cinco de Mayo Pickup Lines So Bad They\u2019re Good"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cinco De Mayo on a taco Tuesday?! Sure, why not!<\/p>\n<p>Cinco De Mayo, \u201cFifth of May\u201d is a yearly celebration that is held\u2026well\u2026. On the 5th of May. For many people, Cinco De Mayo is a day to celebrate with family and friends and our good friend Jose or Don, but Cinco De Mayo isn\u2019t just about Tequila and Margaritas!<\/p>\n<p>Cinco De Mayo is a celebration that commemorates the anniversary of Mexico\u2019s victory over the Second French Empire at the Battle of Puebla in 1862.<\/p>\n<p>Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/kisselpaso.com\/el-fresco-music-series-2026\/?utm_source=tsmclip&amp;utm_medium=referral\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">El Paso\u2019s Favorite Free Concert Series Is Back<\/a><\/p>\n<p>We asked El Pasoans if they REALLY celebrate Cinco De Mayo:<\/p>\n<p>Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/kisselpaso.com\/post-malone-cancelled-tour\/?utm_source=tsmclip&amp;utm_medium=referral\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">El Paso Reacts After Post Malone Suddenly Cancels Show<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Grab a margarita and get ready to turn up the heat with these spicy Cinco De Mayo pickup lines:<\/p>\n<p>Many people use the day as a celebration of Mexican-American culture and if you plan on celebrating the day and want to spice up your Cinco De Mayo celebration then why not use a few sizzling pickup lines to make a connection with someone special or just to break the ice?<\/p>\n<p>Do you like Mexican food? cause I&#8217;m about to wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rittoI may not be your cup of tea, but I&#8217;m a great shot of tequila.I see you&#8217;ve got some tequila there, does that mean you&#8217;re willing to give me a shotI&#8217;m the Juan for you.If I can unwrap a Mazapan without breaking it, just imagine how I can treat your heart.Top Spots to Get a Margarita in Rochester, Minnesota<\/p>\n<p>Everyone loves a good margarita! So here are some of the best places to grab a marg in Rochester, Minnesota.<\/p>\n<p class=\"photogallery-credit\">Gallery Credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/kroc.com\/author\/carlyross\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Carly Ross<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Haunted El Paso Neighborhoods<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Cinco De Mayo on a taco Tuesday?! Sure, why not! Cinco De Mayo, \u201cFifth of May\u201d is a&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":279753,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[138,140,139,141,143,833],"class_list":["post-279752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-el-paso","tag-el-paso","tag-el-paso-headlines","tag-el-paso-news","tag-featured-carousel","tag-local-el-paso","tag-local-texas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=279752"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279752\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/279753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=279752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=279752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=279752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}