More Comics. More Laughs. More Texas.<\/p>\n
Everything’s bigger in Texas, and that includes the lineup.<\/p>\n
Texas Sized is our extended showcase, where we pack more comedians, more punchlines, and more laughs into one night than any other comedy show in town.<\/p>\n
Five comics. One stage. Zero chance you’re walking out without a sore face and a new favorite local.<\/p>\n
This is the show for people who want maximum bang for their ticket, the kind of night where you settle into your seat and realize the laughs just keep coming.<\/p>\n
Grab a group, grab a round, and grab tickets early. Texas Sized fills up Texas fast.<\/p>\n
Ticket Levels<\/p>\n
GENERAL ADMISSION (GA)
$15 per person<\/p>\n
Come for the laughs.<\/p>\n
GA Includes:<\/p>\n
General admission seating<\/p>\n
First come, first served seating<\/p>\n
Full access to the show<\/p>\n
18+ comedy club atmosphere with full bar & food available<\/p>\n
No frills. Just a great comedy show.<\/p>\n
VIP TICKET
$25 per person<\/p>\n
Upgrade your night.<\/p>\n
VIP Includes:<\/p>\n
Reserved VIP seating<\/p>\n
Better sightlines closer to the stage<\/p>\n
Priority seating before General Admission<\/p>\n
Faster service access<\/p>\n
Limited availability. Ideal for date night or small groups who want a better view.<\/p>\n
VIP TABLE EXPERIENCE (4 GUESTS)
$148 per table
(Seats 4 \u2014 price includes drinks)<\/p>\n
The best way to experience the show.<\/p>\n
VIP Table Includes:<\/p>\n
Reserved table seating for 4 guests<\/p>\n
Premium sightlines near the stage<\/p>\n
One complimentary drink per guest
(Beer, wine, non-alcoholic drink, specialty cocktail, or well-mixed drink)<\/p>\n
Priority seating & service<\/p>\n
Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or a night out with friends<\/p>\n
Extremely limited. This is the top-tier comedy club experience.<\/p>\n
Get your tickets now and get ready to laugh!<\/p>\n
Doors open at 8:30pm | Show starts at 09:30pm
**2 Drink Minimum Per Person**<\/p>\n
The show is for 18+. Must present IDs at the door.
The show runs for 90 minutes long.<\/p>\n
Garage Parking Options
Available on weekdays and weekends – check rates
City Center Garage #2 – 400 Jones Street
The Tower Garage – 400 Taylor Street<\/p>\n
Street Parking Options
Downtown parking meters are free every night after 6pm and on weekends!<\/p>\n
Ticket Info<\/p>\n
2 Drink Minimum per person20% Gratiuty added to your billFirst come, first serve GA and Preferred seatingThere are no refundsThis event is 18 and up, valid ID requiredIf you don’t show up 20 MINUTES after the scheduled show time, you will forfeit your ticketsNo heckling or videos during the show, if you can’t play nicely you will be asked to leaveThere is absolutely NO VIDEO RECORDING whatsoeverNo backpacks or other large bags allowed in venueNo animals allowed in venueMake sure to have fun and be respectful during the show<\/p>\n