The Worst Places in Lubbock To Spot Your Ex<\/a><\/p>\nGetting Into Your Car Without Cracking The Windows<\/p>\n
Or sitting there talking before you start the car.<\/p>\n
YOUR PASSENGER IS DYING.<\/p>\n
TURN ON THE AIR NOW!<\/p>\n
Turning Off The A\/C<\/p>\n
That’s supervillain-level activity right there, and it’s unacceptable.<\/p>\n
Wearing Jeans<\/p>\n
I’m close to saying “nope” to clothes, period.<\/p>\n
Saying, “It’s a dry heat.”<\/p>\n
Shut up. Nobody cares.<\/p>\n
Take Out The Garbage<\/p>\n
I swear, summer months are the only months you really need a significant other, just so you don’t have to brave the sun and take out the trash yourself. It should be straight-up illegal to have to walk to the dumpster. Not doing it.<\/p>\n
It’s Hot, Y’all…<\/p>\n
Of course, there are plenty of other things that should be hella illegal right now. I’m sure you can come up with a few of our own. Drop them in a comment below this article wherever you come across it, and then keep scrolling for more fun in the galleries below!<\/p>\n
10 Totally Reasonable Explanations for Lubbock\u2019s House-Crashing Habit<\/p>\n
Seriously, what’s the deal?<\/p>\n
Bless Their Hearts: The Wildest Things Old Folks in West Texas Have Said<\/p>\n
Sometimes, granny’s advice on the best way to get laid is NOT what you’re looking for. <\/p>\n
Gallery Credit: Chrissy<\/p>\n
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