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Photo by JOSHUA COLEMAN<\/a> on Unsplash<\/a>a group of people standing next to a yellow police line<\/p>\nThis one is a given.<\/p>\n
Assault With A Deadly Seatbelt Buckle That thing has the power of a cattle brand in the summer.<\/p>\n Destruction of Property Ever leave a cheap pair of sunglasses on your dash?<\/p>\n False Imprisonment Being cooped up inside, day after day, just to avoid the heat…when you really wanted to enjoy your patio.<\/p>\n Emotional Distress All that time stuck indoors, avoiding the sun, must be worth some financial compensation. Mama needs a new swimming pool!<\/p>\n Read More:\u00a0The Worst Places in Lubbock To Spot Your Ex<\/a>\u00a0| https:\/\/kfmx.com\/lubbock-ex-encounters\/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral<\/p>\n Grand Theft Electricity The A\/C is working overtime. Money is being siphoned directly from your wallet 24\/7.<\/p>\n Harrassment The sun just won’t give up. It follows you. There is simply no escaping it. Find a piece of shade? Won’t last long. Just you wait. The sun will find you again.<\/p>\n Conspiracy Why does it suddenly feel 10 degrees hotter when you have to be somewhere important? I’M ONTO YOU, WEATHER!<\/p>\n The Sentence? The verdict is more than obvious. The Lubbock heat has been found guilty on all counts and sentenced to three straight days in the low 80s, accompanied by a light breeze, cloudy skies, and just enough rain to make the city smell nice. Not enough to flood the road.<\/p>\n That’s justice, as far as I’m concerned.<\/p>\n (I was going to go with the death penalty, so the weather is really getting off pretty easy…)\u00a0<\/p>\n Keep scrolling for more silly Lubbock fun in the galleries below!<\/p>\n 5 Great Places To Take A ‘Fart Walk’ In Lubbock (And Where You Never Should)<\/p>\n Gallery Credit: Chrissy<\/p>\n Inside Lubbock\u2019s Craigslist: What Your Neighbors Are Really Up To<\/p>\n Well, this was somehow better AND worse than I expected. How does that happen?<\/p>\n Gallery Credit: Chrissy <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"The heat in Lubbock commits some pretty horrific offenses each summer. Yet, somehow, it always gets away with…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":354480,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[168,170,169],"class_list":["post-354792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-lubbock","tag-lubbock","tag-lubbock-headlines","tag-lubbock-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=354792"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354792\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/354480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=354792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=354792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=354792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"orange](\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1782764383_308_photo-1629898168297-c868a0d70ad0.jpeg\")
Photo by Remy Lovesy<\/a> on Unsplash<\/a>orange and white belt on black leather seat<\/p>\n![\"A](\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1782764383_695_photo-1743105351262-3f9e6944920a.jpeg\")
Photo by luthfi alfarizi<\/a> on Unsplash<\/a>A melting smiley face on a creamy background.<\/p>\n![\"grayscale](\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1782764384_192_photo-1592496121331-3268a7c33598.jpeg\")
Photo by Wendy Alvarez<\/a> on Unsplash<\/a>grayscale photo of person in black leather jacket<\/p>\n![\"a](\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1782764385_363_photo-1638274749450-30c893afe3d1.jpeg\")
Photo by Simran Sood<\/a> on Unsplash<\/a>a woman covering her face with her hands<\/p>\n![\"silhouette](\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1782764385_163_photo-1610028290816-5d937a395a49.jpeg\")
Photo by Andrey Metelev<\/a> on Unsplash<\/a>silhouette of electric post during sunset<\/p>\n![\"woman](\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1782764386_36_photo-1618914240695-21847c72885d.jpeg\")
Photo by Sasun Bughdaryan<\/a> on Unsplash<\/a>woman in white tank top covering face with her hands<\/p>\n![\"silver](\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1782764386_281_photo-1585747354995-bf346fd32d9f.jpeg\")
Photo by Tom Radetzki<\/a> on Unsplash<\/a>silver foil on white ceramic plate<\/p>\n![\"brown](\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1782764387_142_photo-1593115057322-e94b77572f20.jpeg\")
Photo by Tingey Injury Law Firm<\/a> on Unsplash<\/a>brown wooden tool on white surface<\/p>\n