{"id":433259,"date":"2026-09-11T22:31:00","date_gmt":"2026-09-11T22:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/433259\/"},"modified":"2026-09-11T22:31:00","modified_gmt":"2026-09-11T22:31:00","slug":"this-insane-house-for-sale-in-san-antonio-looks-like-a-90s-fever-dream-inside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/433259\/","title":{"rendered":"This insane house for sale in San Antonio looks like a ’90s fever dream inside"},"content":{"rendered":"

This one is for the \u201990s kids.<\/p>\n

A house listed for $775,000 in far North San Antonio may not look too wacky on the outside, but inside is \u2014 dare we say \u2014 bonkers.<\/p>\n

Constructed in 1992, the house seems to have fully embraced the era of its construction, to the extent that the interior looks like the ubiquitous \u201990s \u201cJazz\u201d Solo cups whose purple and teal design is seared into many of our brains.<\/p>\n

You know the one.<\/p>\n

The three-bedroom, four-and-a-half-bath property, presumably once owned by a distant cousin of Enya, is an explosion of pastels. The first sight upon stepping through the front door is a stairway that is nothing but Pure Moods\u2122, with its wisps of purple and turquoise clouds.<\/p>\n

The colorful clouds are offset by a series of archways throughout the home that seem to be going for \u201990s-does-Southwest aesthetic, imitating the buttes of Monument Valley.<\/p>\n

On the first and second floors, this glossy take on a natural motif continues with long, jagged strips of mirror extending two stories. The mirrored strips are interspersed between alternating strips of purple and turquoise-painted wall. The bizarre design choice seems to resemble long strands of seaweed or blades of grass \u2014 at least, that\u2019s our best guess anyway. <\/p>\n

Much like Cocteau Twins lyrics, we have no idea what\u2019s going on, but we\u2019re into it. <\/p>\n

Peculiar design choices continue in the pastel purple kitchen, where a stained-glass skylight with a geometric, angular design on the ceiling is contrasted with the softness of walls sponged with more turquoise and purple paint.<\/p>\n

What millennial\u2019s mom didn\u2019t sponge the walls at some point in the decade?<\/p>\n

And for those who wish to live like the Rainbow Fish in captivity, boy, do we have just the bathroom for you. The walls resemble the scales of the titular fish from the best-selling 1992 children\u2019s book, and the glass blocks enclosing the walk-in shower only add to the \u201990s aquarium aesthetic.<\/p>\n

Bold design choices continue throughout \u2014 too many to name here, in fact. They even extend to the backyard pool oasis, where a waterfall allows you to act out your best Ace Ventura impression.<\/p>\n

The house, which admittedly is not for everybody, but will be perfect for your aunt who authors pseudo-spiritual self-help books, has also seen a $45,000 price cut recently.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s over $100,000 in 1992 dollars. <\/p>\n

This home is listed by\u00a0Dayton Schrader\u00a0with eXp Realty LLC.
All photos and listing info via\u00a0Realtor.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Every house has a story, and our mission is to tell San Antonio\u2019s story through the lens of our community\u2019s historic and colorful homes. The San Antonio Current\u2019s real estate features are not ads, and are strictly operated through our editorial department. But we love public input. Do you know of a unique San Antonio home that we should highlight? Let us know, and email skoithan@sacurrent.com.<\/p>\n

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