More Comics. More Laughs. More Texas.<\/p>\n
Everything’s bigger in Texas, and that includes the lineup.<\/p>\n
Texas Sized is our extended showcase, where we pack more comedians, more punchlines, and more laughs into one night than any other comedy show in town.<\/p>\n
Five comics. One stage. Zero chance you’re walking out without a sore face and a new favorite local.<\/p>\n
This is the show for people who want maximum bang for their ticket, the kind of night where you settle into your seat and realize the laughs just keep coming.<\/p>\n
Grab a group, grab a round, and grab tickets early. Texas Sized fills up Texas fast.<\/p>\n
Ticket Levels<\/p>\n
GENERAL ADMISSION (GA)<\/p>\n
$15 per person<\/p>\n
Come for the laughs.<\/p>\n
GA Includes:<\/p>\n
General admission seating<\/p>\n
First come, first served seating<\/p>\n
Full access to the show<\/p>\n
18+ comedy club atmosphere with full bar & food available<\/p>\n
No frills. Just a great comedy show.<\/p>\n
VIP TICKET<\/p>\n
$25 per person<\/p>\n
Upgrade your night.<\/p>\n
VIP Includes:<\/p>\n
Reserved VIP seating<\/p>\n
Better sightlines closer to the stage<\/p>\n
Priority seating before General Admission<\/p>\n
Faster service access<\/p>\n
Limited availability. Ideal for date night or small groups who want a better view.<\/p>\n
VIP TABLE EXPERIENCE (4 GUESTS)<\/p>\n
$148 per table<\/p>\n
(Seats 4 \u2014 price includes drinks)<\/p>\n
The best way to experience the show.<\/p>\n
VIP Table Includes:<\/p>\n
Reserved table seating for 4 guests<\/p>\n
Premium sightlines near the stage<\/p>\n
One complimentary drink per guest<\/p>\n
(Beer, wine, non-alcoholic drink, specialty cocktail, or well-mixed drink)<\/p>\n
Priority seating & service<\/p>\n
Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or a night out with friends<\/p>\n
Extremely limited. This is the top-tier comedy club experience.<\/p>\n
Get your tickets now and get ready to laugh!<\/p>\n
Doors open at 6:30pm | Show starts at noon 7:30pm<\/p>\n
**2 Drink Minimum Per Person**<\/p>\n
The show is for 18+. Must present IDs at the door.<\/p>\n
The show runs for 90 minutes long.<\/p>\n
Garage Parking Options<\/p>\n
Available on weekdays and weekends – check rates<\/p>\n
City Center Garage #2 – 400 Jones Street<\/p>\n
The Tower Garage – 400 Taylor Street<\/p>\n
Street Parking Options<\/p>\n
Downtown parking meters are free every night after 6pm and on weekends!<\/p>\n
Ticket Info<\/p>\n
– 2 Drink Minimum per person<\/p>\n
– 20% Gratiuty added to your bill<\/p>\n
– First come, first serve GA and Preferred seating<\/p>\n
– There are no refunds<\/p>\n
– This event is 18 and up, valid ID required<\/p>\n
– If you don’t show up 20 MINUTES after the scheduled show time, you will forfeit your tickets<\/p>\n
– No heckling or videos during the show, if you can’t play nicely you will be asked to leave<\/p>\n
– There is absolutely NO VIDEO RECORDING whatsoever<\/p>\n
– No backpacks or other large bags allowed in venue<\/p>\n
– No animals allowed in venue<\/p>\n
– Make sure to have fun and be respectful during the show<\/p>\n
Grab your tickets before you are stuck wishing you had. Get them now!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"More Comics. More Laughs. More Texas. Everything’s bigger in Texas, and that includes the lineup. Texas Sized is…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":482156,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[4037,116,118,117,2509,11792],"class_list":["post-482155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-fort-worth","tag-comedy","tag-fort-worth","tag-fort-worth-headlines","tag-fort-worth-news","tag-theater","tag-wine-tasting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=482155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482155\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/482156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=482155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=482155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=482155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}