{"id":77717,"date":"2025-12-05T20:40:07","date_gmt":"2025-12-05T20:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/77717\/"},"modified":"2025-12-05T20:40:07","modified_gmt":"2025-12-05T20:40:07","slug":"viral-post-describes-persistent-empanada-vendor-across-el-paso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-tx\/77717\/","title":{"rendered":"Viral Post Describes Persistent Empanada Vendor Across El Paso"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you\u2019ve lived in El Paso long enough to set foot in a Circle K parking lot, odds are you\u2019ve either survived an encounter with, or fallen victim to, The Notorious Empanada Lady! She is the city\u2019s most persistent, persuasive, and debatably supernatural vendor.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s made appearances mainly on the east side at Circle K, Walmart, Home Depot, Food King, Walgreens, Vista, Americas, Zaragoza, honestly, she\u2019s everywhere short of the Franklin Mountains. And if you know, you know, once you see her- you can\u2019t run away!<\/p>\n<p>A recent Facebook post reignited the legend:<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t come to the Circle K on Darrington! Lady selling empanadas straight up force you to buy some.<\/p>\n<p>From there, the comments EXPLODED! And the wild part? Everyone immediately knew who it was. No picture. No description. Just vibes.<\/p>\n<p>El Paso\u2019s Parking Lot Empanada Legend: The Vendor Who Can Outsell, Outrun, Out-Compliment\u2026 and Maybe Out-Scam Anyone?<\/p>\n<p>One person said she charged them $38 before they could even process what was happening, all while calling them \u201cmi amor\u201d and \u201cmi ni\u00f1o.\u201d So, you\u2019re telling me that a simple compliment is all it takes? Okay, it would probably work on me!<\/p>\n<p>READ MORE: <a href=\"https:\/\/klaq.com\/the-northeast-eggroll-lady-would-never-betray-you-like-the-empanada-lady\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The Northeast Eggroll Lady Would Never Betray You Like the Empanada Lady<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Another said she chased them to their car, complimenting their eyebrows for 10 straight minutes before attempting to open the passenger door. Someone else said she convinced them a \u201cspecial\u201d was 12 empanadas for $8, only to end up paying $12 for eight. Math? Optional.<\/p>\n<p>And then came the other warnings- the ones that shift the story from funny to shady.<\/p>\n<p>Multiple commenters claim she\u2019s a \u201cknown thief\u201d in the area, famous on FitFam for <a href=\"https:\/\/klaq.com\/heres-why-to-buy-at-your-own-risk-from-eps-empanada-hustler\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">allegedly overcharging people<\/a>, switching prices mid-sale, or taking off the second someone questions her intentions. According to longtime locals, she\u2019s been \u201cforcing empanadas on people for 15 years\u201d and changes locations whenever suspicion gets too high.<\/p>\n<p>READ MORE: <a href=\"https:\/\/klaq.com\/heres-why-to-buy-at-your-own-risk-from-eps-empanada-hustler\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Here&#8217;s Why to Buy Empanadas at Your Own Risk in El Paso<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yet somehow, we still collectively treat her like our unofficial, uninvited, endlessly determined parking-lot mascot. As one commenter put it:<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re not hustling like the empanada lady, what are you doing?<\/p>\n<p>And then there\u2019s the best line in the entire thread:<\/p>\n<p>Legend says if you say \u2018empanada\u2019 three times, she will APPEAR.<\/p>\n<p>The comment section basically became a support group for those who have fallen victim to the empanada lady!<\/p>\n<p>Now, I\u2019ve had my fair share of vendors in parking lots being aggressive, but I don\u2019t think I\u2019ve ever encountered anyone quite like the empanada lady. I am however from the Northeast and absolutely loved<a href=\"https:\/\/klaq.com\/the-northeast-eggroll-lady-would-never-betray-you-like-the-empanada-lady\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"> the eggroll lady<\/a>; her tactics weren\u2019t quite as aggressive, but I would also get finessed into buy more than I intended! I guess you just have accept your fate when you see her in the parking lot.<\/p>\n<p>10 Things You&#8217;ll Only Understand If You Grew Up in Northeast El Paso<\/p>\n<p>Sunrise Shopping center in Northeast El Paso was a Northeast staple for years! Here are 10 things you&#8217;ll understand if you&#8217;re also from the Northeast\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>12 Reasons El Paso Isn&#8217;t the Ugliest City in Texas<\/p>\n<p>El Paso was unfairly labeled the &#8220;ugliest city in Texas&#8221; so here are 12 reasons that is just untrue. 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