50 People Whose Lives Got Completely And Totally Blown Up By The Consequences Of Their Own Terrible Decisions Last Month

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The person whose phone was literally under construction:

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The person whose truck is evidently made of tin foil:

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The person who straight up Hulked their microwave door off:

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The person who almost got reverse Final Destination’d:

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The person who was kind enough to take their car for a little dip:

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The person whose food delivery just took a tragic turn:

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The person who just saw the light:

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The proud owner of the World’s Saddest Sandwich:

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The person who just got a sign from the universe:

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The person whose kids painted them a brilliant work of art:

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The person who’s going to be itching their hand until the cows come home:

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The person whose car will forever be adorned with delicious food and low, low prices:

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The person whose landlord has them living like a medieval serf:

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The person who will never know what riches lie beyond this door:

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The person who’s eatin’ good tonight:

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The person who clearly upset this bear in some personal way:

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The person who just avoided a Final Destination situation:

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The person who absolutely obliterated their finger:

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The person who just won a lifetime supply of ice:

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The person who got trolled in some sort of Back To The situation:

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The person whose carpet has seen better days… much, much better days:

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The person whose glasses just went on the ride of a lifetime:

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The person who got a wonderful gift on their car from a stranger:

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The person whose car got the fresh Jackson Pollock treatment:

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The person whose employment lasted about 2.5 hours:

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The person whose new concrete just got a cool new design:

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The person who met a furry little friend in their can of iced tea:

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The person who can never return to that office:

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The person whose house now needs to be condemned:

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The person whose avocado toast was more like avocadNO toast:

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The person whose car got a fresh, cool new coat of paint:

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The person who, in a bizarre twist of events, is now even more stressed:

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The person who had the UNTHINKABLE happen to them:

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The person who just met their roommate for the first time:

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The person who, like King Arthur and the sword in the stone, must remove their tuna from their sink drain:

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The person who will be spending a lot of time organizing in the not too distant future:

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The person whose car no longer belongs to them:

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The person who just invented this fall’s most viral food craze:

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The person who created the world’s most annoying game of Where’s Waldo:

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The person who loves their dog very much, I’m sure:

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The person who must have made a pterodactyl mad:

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The person who has a work of art appear on them every time they exercise:

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The person who experienced a modern day Looney Tunes scenario:

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The person who experienced one of life’s toughest, scariest battles:

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The person whose trash shall trosh no more:

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The person whose father is currently boiling on the stove:

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The person who will be wearing glasses from now on:

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The person whose neighbor was just really excited to see them:

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The person whose blender is exhibiting signs of leakage:

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And, of course, this fly: