Fed-up Florida cops are putting rowdy college kids on blast this spring break – by busting them for wild partying, then roasting them in a viral spree of X posts. 

“Allow us to address the elephant in the room. Yea, Alabama. Evicted before 7 pm. That’s gotta be a new record,” the Walton County Sheriff’s Office hilariously began an X post about cops’ run-in on Tuesday with students from the University of Alabama, whose mascot is the elephant. 

The incident kicked off when a property manager called police around 5 p.m., asking if they could send a deputy to stand by while they evicted a group that was throwing a rager inside a home near Miramar Beach – “and probably playing Dixieland Delight too loud,” the post quipped. 

The Walton County Sheriff’s Office is ruthlessly exposing college students’ riotous behavior during spring break in a series of X posts this week. X/@WCSOFL

The students were swiftly tossed out after cops found that no one inside the home was 21, according to the X post – which hilariously remarked: “Heading back to Sweet Home Alabama before sunset must’ve been a Tide-al wave of emotions.”

The knee-slapping bulletin was just the latest from the department, which has ruthlessly exposed college students’ riotous behavior while in town for spring break this week. 

“HOOK ‘EM…. up. Texas is on the board, folks,” reads another update, which announced the arrests of four Lone Star State students – one 18-year-old and three 19-year-olds – who were booked into the Walton County Jail after cops responded to a noise complaint at another rental property near Miramar Beach just after midnight on Monday. 

All were “charged with open house party,” while one of the 19-year-olds was also charged with having a fake ID, according to the post. 

“Mess with the bull, get the horns,” it reads, cheekily referring to the University of Texas’ Longhorns mascot. 

And Oklahoma State University “joined the chat” on Tuesday, according to a post that began with a humorous nod to OSU’s moniker: “Hold on there, Pistol Pete.”

Oklahoma State University students were evicted from the same Miramar Beach rental property that a group of Louisiana State University students had been booted from six days earlier, the department said. X/@WCSOFL

“If you’re getting a little deja vu, it’s because less than a week ago, this property management company had a tiger by the tail with this address. Yep. This is the same location LSU was told to vacate just a few short days ago,” the sheriff’s office wrote alongside a photo of six OSU students somberly packing their cars outside of a rental home inside a private community near Miramar Beach. 

The photo eerily resembled that of one posted by the department six days earlier, on March 11, which showed 10 baby-faced Louisiana State University students gearing up to leave the same home. 

In that incident, a security guard called police around 3 a.m. about an unhinged college student chucking glass bottles into the street – which nearly hit him, the sheriff’s office said. 

Responding officers found the driveway and road covered with broken glass and empty alcohol vessels – and arrested a 19-year-old who admitted to throwing the bottles off the balcony. 

“Taking one for his Tiger team,” the office wrote, referencing LSU’s mascot. “Time to Geaux!” 

“If you’re getting a little deja vu, it’s because less than a week ago, this property management company had a tiger by the tail with this address,” the department wrote, referring to LSU students’ eviction from the property. X/@WCSOFL

The sheriff’s department said the college kids can have fun “respectfully and with your neighbors in mind.” Romain Maurice for NY Post

In yet another out-of-control scene, cops arrested a 19-year-old University of Mississippi student on March 12 for minor possession of alcohol and open house party, according to an X post. 

The boy was cuffed after deputies responding to calls about a house party found the inside of the Miramar Beach rental home “trashed with beer cans and liquor bottles everywhere.” 

“Whether it’s loud parties, property damage, or dangerous behavior, evictions will leave you heading back to the Sip without your deposit and no refund.

“So here’s your friendly reminder: There’s no Hotty Toddy in a jail lobby,” the department wrote in an apparent nod to Ole Miss’s famous cheer. 

The sheriff’s office mocked critics’ claims that their officers could take a sunnier approach to the spring breakers. 

“lEt tHeM bE kIdS yOu pArTy pOoPeRs…” the department wrote in the X post about the OSU students, alongside the eye-roll emoji. 

“That can be done respectfully and with your neighbors in mind. Not by getting multiple calls in the middle of the night for being rowdy, Cowboy. No Pokes to the ‘ol Pokey this time. But, they ain’t stayin’ here,” it said, referring to the university’s moniker. 

The department did not respond to inquiries Wednesday.