Seth Meyers is well and truly DONE with being asked to rate everything under the sun.

On Tuesday’s “Late Night,” the host launched into a relatable rant about constant prompts to review aspects of daily life.

“I took an Uber home. Get out of the car, and my phone buzzes. ‘How was your ride?’ You know, five stars,” Meyers began. “I signed for a package. Ten minutes later, I get an email asking: ‘How was your package experience?’ Whatever. I fall asleep on the couch. Fifteen minutes later, I wake up to an alert from my body tracker saying, ‘Hey, champ! Scale of 1 to 10, how restful was that nap?’”

Exasperated, Meyers asked: “Can I have just one single experience that I don’t have to fucking rate?”

The segment took a surreal turn as a mock technical glitch interrupted him, leaving a voice-over to hilariously narrate his ongoing meltdown about the exhausting demands of modern life’s feedback loop.

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