After a weekend off to cool down, apply some security patches and reassure it that the whole “Mike Babcock to the Edmonton Oilers“ thing was not a joke, the Bizarro-meter is back.

Every year, we like to try to figure out which NHL teams had the weirdest offseason. On Friday, we ran through the Western Conference, featuring a record-smashing offer sheet, a blockbuster that wasn’t and some Pacific Division coaching shenanigans. When the dust settled, the top score in the conference went to the Oilers, with an impressive 9.1 out of 10.

Will anyone in the Eastern Conference beat that mark? Let’s find out …

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Metro DivisionNew York Islanders

The offseason so far: It was mostly quiet, with Matias Maccelli added and a change at backup goalie, neither of which should move their outlook much.

But their strangest story was: Replacing coach Patrick Roy with Pete DeBoer, which wasn’t the offseason but came so late in the season that it kind of felt like it. For our purposes, seeing Anders Lee in another uniform will take some adjusting.

Bizarro-meter ranking: 3.7/10. It was mildly surprising to see a new GM in his first full offseason mostly stay the course. But only mildly.

Pittsburgh Penguins

The offseason so far: They shuffled a few depth pieces and kept Evgeni Malkin, although the biggest offseason move was probably Anthony Mantha’s departure.

But their strangest story was: Giving a max-length deal to a guy you had definitely heard of.

Bizarro-meter ranking: 3.9/10. We’re still waiting on Sidney Crosby’s extension, and that deal going sideways would bump up this score significantly. It won’t, though.

Carolina Hurricanes

The offseason so far: Champagne. Lots of champagne. John Carlson was technically a Hurricane for like a minute. And they also let Frederik Andersen go to Edmonton, which seems like a cruel way to treat a Stanley Cup hero.

But their strangest story was: Other than letting their egomaniac owner inexcusably deface the Stanley Cup, it was pretty standard stuff.

Bizarro-meter ranking: 4.2/10. Oh, look at us, we don’t have to add any players because we’re already too good. Show offs.

New Jersey Devils

The offseason so far: It’s been busy under new GM Sunny Mehta, with Šimon Nemec and Jacob Markström among those on the way out while Evan Rodrigues and Anthony Mantha are in.

But their strangest story was: Mehta dropping this jacket photo, only because if spending the early ’90s wearing an NHL Starter jacket everywhere helps you get hired then I should have had a dozen interviews by now.

Bizarro-meter ranking: 4.5/10. Count me among those who think Mehta is going to cook in New Jersey. For now, it’s been a busy but not especially bizarre first few months.

New York Rangers

The offseason so far: They were busy, making a series of moves highlights by trades that added Pavel Dorofeyev and subtracted Vincent Trocheck. Dom Luszczsyzyn’s model liked their summer a lot, and while they’re still not expected to be good, they might be respectable.

But their strangest story was: A James Dolan-run team winning a championship, which didn’t really have anything to do with the Rangers but was still super weird.

Bizarro-meter ranking: 5.1/10. Speaking of Dolan, he’s found a successor to take over running the team, and in a wild coincidence the very best candidate turned out to be his own son.

Washington Capitals

The offseason so far: It was a summer of big-name additions, with Jordan Kyrou, Alex Tuch and Boone Jenner all arriving. There were costs and risks associated with each, of course, but it all left the Caps looking like a legit contender in the Metro. As Dom put it in his offseason roundup, they look like “a true beacon of what a proper retool should look like.”

But their strangest story was: Alexander Ovechkin’s decision over whether to return for another season, which felt like it should have been a huge story even as he was just kind of chill about it.

Bizarro-meter ranking: 5.3/10. None of the individual moves were all that weird, but “Washington Capitals, offseason destination of choice” kind of was.

Philadelphia Flyers

The offseason so far: They didn’t make any major changes. Same GM, same coach, and mostly the same roster aside from Joseph Woll and Noel Acciari showing up. But of course, it’s not like they didn’t try.

But their strangest story was: The Leo Carlsson offer sheet, obviously. Not just the eye-popping dollar amount, but what it said about where the Flyers think they are in the contending cycle.

Bizarro-meter ranking: 7.4/10. I’m awarding a bonus point for Matvei Michkov apparently being in shape.

Columbus Blue Jackets

The offseason so far: They added Valeri Nichushkin but lost Mason Marchment and captain Boone Jenner. But since we’re defining the offseason as everything that happens after the final buzzer of a team’s last game, we have to start with Rick Bowness absolutely nuking his team after the finale, basically calling them losers and vowing to change the culture if he returned. Don Waddell apparently agreed, as Bowness shed the interim label days later.

But their strangest story was: The Zach Werenski saga, which saw the reigning Norris winner go from reportedly seeking a trade to vetoing a deal with the Stars to apparently deciding to stick around, at least for the start of the season. That was a happy ending of sorts, but combined with leading scorer Kirill Marchenko wanting out, it puts the Blue Jackets in a tough spot heading into what now feels like a make-or-break season.

Bizarro-meter ranking: 8.5/10. Is it weird that the best player they’ve ever had basically said “build a winner or I’m gone” and then they didn’t really make any major moves at all? Because it feels a bit weird.

Atlantic DivisionBoston Bruins

The offseason so far: Their only major move was trading for JJ Peterka, which cost them a pair of first-round picks.

But their strangest story was: Settling for adding Will Borgen and Connor Clifton to a blue line that probably needed more of a top-four boost.

Bizarro-meter ranking: 3.7/10. One of last year’s surprises, the Bruins were reportedly looking at some bigger names but couldn’t make it happen. That’s maybe disappointing, but it’s not especially weird.

Tampa Bay Lightning

The offseason so far: The big moves were replacing Darren Raddysh with John Carlson. They also traded Nick Paul.

But their strangest story was: Sending both Paul and Raddysh to the Toronto Maple Leafs, the latter in a sign-and-trade. You normally wouldn’t do that with a division rival with whom you’re fighting for a playoff spot … which suggests the Lightning don’t view the Leafs that way.

Bizarro-meter ranking: 4.1/10. The Lightning don’t tend to make huge changes in the offseason, and this was another largely quiet one.

Buffalo Sabres

The offseason so far: They saw two top contributors leave town in Alex Tuch and Bowen Byram, although they got a decent return for both, especially Byram. Still, it’s fair to wonder if one of last year’s best stories took a significant step backwards, at least in the short term.

But their strangest story was: The Connor Hellebuyck trade saga, which saw the Sabres reportedly get very close to a deal for the three-time Vezina winner at the draft only for it to fall apart. It still feels like they could land him, maybe any day now. A big chunk of their fan base is banking on it.

Bizarro-meter ranking: 4.6/10. Maybe the best news of the summer is that one of the best players in the league was willing to be dealt to Buffalo. A year ago, that would have been extremely bizarre. After last season, not so much.

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Florida Panthers

The offseason so far: They got Brady Tkachuk, just like we all knew they eventually would, although they had to give up a decent haul to get him. They also parted with Evan Rodrigues and Mackie Samoskevich, and replaced old goalie Sergei Bobrovsky with old goalie Jacob Markström.

But their strangest story was: Giving 36-year-old Radko Gudas a six-year deal that he will definitely play the full length of, because the league would never have approved it otherwise.

Bizarro-meter ranking: 5.2/10. The Panthers generated some big headlines in the offseason, but the biggest was one we’d all expected for years, so it wasn’t that bizarre.

Ottawa Senators

The offseason so far: Brady Tkachuk told us he was tired of everyone always saying he’d eventually orchestrate a trade to the Panthers. Then he orchestrated a trade to the Panthers. The Senators at least got a nice package of picks for him, and turned one of them into William Eklund.

But their strangest story was: Daniel Alfredsson, Toronto Maple Leaf.

Bizarro-meter ranking: 5.9/10. It was certainly a newsworthy summer. But as with the Panthers, I can’t rank it as being all that bizarre when the main move was one we’d all seen coming forever.

Montreal Canadiens

The offseason so far: Ho hum, they signed another future star to a contract that was miles below market value, in this case Ivan Demidov going max length just hours before Leo Carlsson completely reset the market for young forwards. Is having your entire young core locked in for millions less than other teams pay their guys a good thing? You’d have to be an idiot to think otherwise.

But their strangest story was: Signing Chris Kreider over the weekend, which makes perfect sense from a roster construction point of view as long as you ignore the part where the fan base has hated him for a decade because of this.

Bizarro-meter ranking: 6.1/10. I’m giving them a bonus nudge for that weird post-playoff moment where Patrik Laine admitted he wasn’t really hurt anymore even though he ended the season on LTIR, and everyone kind of just shrugged. But yeah, this is mostly Kreider.

Toronto Maple Leafs

The offseason so far: It was one of the league’s busiest, featuring a surprising new GM, a surprising new coach, a new top-pair defenseman, multiple goaltending moves, a completely rebuilt bottom six, and a ton of rumors about Morgan Rielly and Matthew Knies that didn’t lead anywhere. The whole thing got decidedly mixed reviews, especially on the day they unveiled their new front-office structure at a press conference that went almost completely off the rails.

But their strangest story was: Winning the draft lottery the day after that disastrous introduction. The hockey gods letting something good happening to the Maple Leafs? I’m so confused.

Bizarro-meter ranking: 7.7/10. The Leafs looked like the early bizarro-meter favorites in May, but the lottery win seemed to calm things down and generate some much-needed optimism. There’s a foundation being built here, but it still feels like a shaky one.

Detroit Red Wings

The offseason so far: The summer was dominated by the Dylan Larkin saga, as the team’s (then) captain decided he wanted out, shooting him to the top of the offseason trade board and making him public enemy number one for the vast majority of Wings fans. That was especially true once we found out he intended to use his no-trade clause to narrow his list of potential destinations down to just a reported three.

The response from around the hockey world was nearly unanimous: Hold the line, Steve Yzerman!

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But their strangest story was: Ditching Yzerman as GM, which is something a lot of us figured they’d never have the courage to do. (Even if it was framed as a promotion to senior advisor or whatever.)

But what made this situation even weirder is the timing. The move didn’t come after the season ended, or even after some sort of multi-week organizational review. Instead, the Wings waited until mid-July to drop the bomb. And they somehow still haven’t hired a replacement.

Bizarro-meter ranking: 9.4/10. And after all that, Larkin will report to camp, but will be stripped of the captaincy. Quite the way to cap off the league’s weirdest offseason. Congratulations on winning something for the first time in a decade, Wings fans.