We haven’t seen much of Melania lately. She seems to grace our presence in the same way that Puxatawny Phil does, she just appears as a shadow, or doesn’t, and then she is gone. The last time she played any sort of public role was at the U.N. where she strode up the broken escalator after it unexpectedly stopped. Does anyone else think that Mr. Potato Body would still be standing there waiting for Marine One to lift his fat chunk out of his predicament if she hadn’t done so?
You have to wonder how young she has to dress up to get his Nib’s interest. I hope she doesn’t have to wear a diaper because ew. Does she have to carry a doll or an oversized lollypop? Does she have to wear a little frilly dress or maybe some footie pajamas? Maybe she has to wear pigtails and a high school cheerleader’s costume.
People have said that she wore a wide brimmed hat at the inauguration to keep him from kissing her. Actually, not kissing in public is by mutual consent as they don’t want to smudge the makeup. It’s not that they don’t want to smudge her makeup, they don’t want to smudge his. Honestly, it’s hard to explain why he’s so down on transvestites. If you define a male transvestite as a man who wears makeup then he is by definition a transvestite himself, except he wears more makeup than they do.
They say that people with Alzheimer’s tend to forget the people who are least important to them first. The first thing they forget is their names. We saw this recently with the Truth Social post where Marjorie Taylor Greene was referred to as Marjorie Browne. Melania’s name has probably already been forgotten since once he has her, he’s lost interest. He probably thinks of her has “hand lady” since he’s supposed to hold her hand when they’re walking in public. This isn’t a problem for him in bed because, as a narcissist, he yells his own name during sex.