“Delete This NOW”: 50 Absolutely Perfect Texts People Sent In 2025 That Make Me Laugh Uncontrollably Literally Every Single Time I Think About Them
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A successful recruitment:
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An incredibly emotional text:
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Shirley’s measured response:
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The life and times of the Big B:
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Andrew’s explanation:
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A slight miscalculation:
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The smoothest of pick-up lines:
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The beginning of a beautiful romance:
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Mom’s important dispatch:
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An alternate payment method:
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A most ghoulish text:
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Mom’s worldly knowledge:
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The most profound spam text:
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Food delivery done right:
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The beauty of language:
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Making the world a better place:
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A measure of difficulty:
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The boss’s brand new employee:
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The magic of voice texting:
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A landlord’s warning:
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A curse upon your family:
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The most important item in the kitchen:
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Voice texting at its best:
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A question asked and answered:
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An accurate assessment:
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The mysterious juggler:
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Some masterful language:
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Dad’s best new artist:
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Cyrus’ favorite activity:
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And Gettin’ Michael’d: