Ars gratia artis! Let’s extend a warm welcome to theater producer Jordan Roth, who—like Naomi Osaka—is leaning spooky in custom Robert Wun. The release explaining his ensemble is so poetic we must reproduce it in full:

A story about “The Sculptor and The Sculpture”, “The Artist and The Art” and “To Love and to be Loved”. Inspired by the painting – Pygmalion and Galatea. A velvet sculpture crafted to be as one with Jordan, a sand marble-toned draped velvet gown, adorned with velvet nails and earrings, An expression of fashion, and art, unify as one.

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MAY 04: Jordan Roth attends the 2026 Met Gala celebrating “Costume Art” at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 04, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images