BuzzFeedThu, October 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM UTCOne of the great things about working at BuzzFeed is that I don’t really have to worry about my coworkers seeing me scroll all day because that’s kind of our job.Tweet about coworkers passing by when the user is idly on their phone, making them look bad

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But I recognize that not everyone is fortunate enough to have a job where doomscrolling counts as being productive…so, in the spirit of giving back, the least I can do is share the fruits of my labor with the rest of you. Here are the 35 funniest tweets by women that crossed my desk this week. You’re welcome!

Reminder to throw these hilarious ladies a follow if you like their content!

1. Text conversation shows a message from "Momma" asking to call when free to gossip. Comment above jokes about calling quickly

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2. Social media post: "Women after describing trauma: ANYWAY, HOW ARE YOU" in a message bubble

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3. Tweet reads: "The thing about being a one-trick-pony is that 1) you're a pony, which is already pretty good, and 2) you have a trick."

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4. Tweet: "My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness. I said: No, we all seem to enjoy it."

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5. Tweet by Nadine Antoinette: "I SAID YES!!!!!! ??? I asked myself if I wanted to grab an iced coffee and browse the bookstore."

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6. Tweet from Meghan saying her kid appeared on work calls in a Grim Reaper costume multiple times this week

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7. Tweet by Soleil: "Having to figure out what to eat every single day is crazy."

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8. Tweet by user julia: "I would be unstoppable if I wasn’t so sleepy and angry all the time actually."

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9. Tweet by user "Amelia": Criticizes parents choosing unique baby names, suggesting they consider future professional introductions

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10. A tweet by user jynx expressing that menstruation should burn 30,000 calories, questioning its unfairness

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11. Tweet by user: "you are not what you tweet. you are what you save to drafts."

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12. Tweet by user @deloisivete: "Amazon will send you a notification like you have great taste, but it's just a link to laundry detergent."

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13. Tweet by Bailey mentions a busy day schedule: shopping at Sephora, attending Pilates, and participating in Olive Garden's pasta challenge

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14. Tweet by SeaShell: "No one told me about the joy I’d feel at finding a pretty cool frying pan."

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15. Tweet by Lynne: "why do women have so many clothes?" WE HAVE A DIFFERENT BODY TYPE EVERY WEEK

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16. Tweet questioning what is stored in the shoulders if trauma is stored in the hips

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17. Social media post by Jess: "I love in ways that might worry a therapist, but thrill a poet."

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18. Tweet by user @solarsystern: "i can't keep flying economy bro i don't like the person it turns me into."

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19. Tweet by user @dimvji: "need like six months where no one expects anything from me"

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20. Tweet about making plans two days in a row and feeling anxious about missing cozy alone time wrapped in a blanket

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21. Twitter post with user humorously stating they're bedazzling all their lip gloss caps

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22. Tweet joking about touching something wet while taking out garbage, humorously suggesting extreme reaction

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23. Tweet from a user named Allie: "Scratching mosquito bites is borderline orgasmic."

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24. Tweet by user Nia: "Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance."

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25. Tweet with a user saying meeting someone who knows or prefers Claude Monet is a good sign

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26. Profile of Debbie Downer. Text reads: "it's think of me thursday are u thinking."

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27. Tweet from user mahaaay: "first in my bloodline to have a fizz-free blue raz lemonade Celsius at 8:30am."

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28. Tweet by pinkie: "if i spell something wrong i did it for comedic purposes i know everything don’t forget that"

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29. Tweet by user: "they should invent napkins made out of my pants that way I’ll actually use them."

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30. Tweet by @yappingwmogu143: "what's heavier? a kilogram of steel or the confessions stuck in your throat"

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31. Text post: "tell your cat i said hi & your man to shut up" with an illustration of a cat

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32. Tweet exchange discussing the ambiguity between being mean in an attractive way versus just being mean

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33. Tweet by Navya: "I think someone has cursed me because how tf am I getting these creative ass ailments one after another."

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34. Tweet by user 5am (@fxzkshvt): "they should invent a me that’s okay."

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35. And finally:Tweet joking about wanting to be weighed after having a mole removed

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That’s all for now, but I’ll be sure to put in some serious scrolling hours this week to bring you another god-tier round-up next week. 👩🏻‍💻Farmer in a plaid shirt and overalls stands in a field, smiling. Text reads: "It ain't much, but it's honest work."

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