Astral Alchemy – Weaving Chilling Magical Dreamworlds Review
Like those programmers who insist on rebuilding every line of code in Python, New York’s black metal woodland-walkers…
Hecate Enthroned – The Corpse of a Titan, a Lament Long Buried Review
Black metal veterans Hecate Enthroned have spent decades trying to step out of Cradle of Filth’s shadow—and not…
Crotaline – The Embrace of Cloacal Desire Review
When it comes to snakes and music, I’m a simple man. I think of Testament’s Brotherhood of the…
Old Sorcery – The Outsider Review
Swords and sorcery have served as metal muses since the genre’s earliest days and for the most seminal…
Morbikon – Lost Within the Astral Crypts
When he’s not dealing in the Slime and Punishment of Municipal Waste or pissing off the neighbors with…
Tzevaot – The Hermetic Way Review
Oh, to have half the confidence of the average solo artist dabbling in the esoteric. Their avant-garde opuses…
Stuck in the Filter: May 2025’s Angry Misses
Every day we toil, rain or shine, to find you the semi-finest ore of the month. Lately, though,…
BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man Declares Independence from HOA, Crowns Himself Emperor of His Cul-De-Sac
Palm Breeze Estates, FL — A sleepy suburban neighborhood erupted into chaos Tuesday, after local resident Steve “Don’t…