Spurs player flops after being dropped by defensive Thomas Frank in £51m escape for Chelsea
Being dropped should have been the worst part of the day for Xavi Simons. Then Spurs were forced…
Spurs prove that one player will make incredible Premier League history this season
There are precious few ‘firsts’ yet to take place in the 33-year history of the Premier League. But…
they ‘are defending like drunk imbeciles’
The reaction to some Arne Slot quotes have led to some ‘po-faced nonsense analysis’ which ‘means we’re talking…
When German fans killed Monday Night Football with silence and tennis balls
There is an ugly truth to modern football that the fixture list is a plaything of the paymasters.…
Arsenal title transformation captured by five-point swing in alternative table with shock club bottom
Arsenal are title favourites because they are top of the actual table, but also because of a huge…
Only Liverpool player who has featured in every game ‘needs to be dropped’ and ‘offers nothing’
Only one Liverpool player has appeared in all ten of their games so far this season, but he…
Slot baffled by Liverpool as scapegoat emerges in infuriating Alexander-Arnold repeat
Liverpool look exposed in defence, muddled in attack and just generally not quite like a team of champions…
Paul Scholes slammed as ‘bitter’ and ‘toxic’ over ‘problematic’ Rashford blast
Paul Scholes was ‘bitter’ and ‘nasty’ in an assessment of Marcus Rashford which captured a ‘spitefulness’ still holding…
Isak given bizarre advantage in £194m battle as two words sum up Liverpool development
It doesn’t feel like Alexander actual Isak needed a head start in his battle for minutes at Liverpool…
Eight summer signing fears coming true
We’re five games into the Premier League season and some of the fears over big summer signings are…
Florian Wirtz bottom of biggest Premier League summer signings ranking led by Chelsea ace
Three games into the Premier League season feels like as good a time as any to rank summer…
Arsenal record transfer offer recipient in ten summer moves you probably missed
Here are ten summer transfers you probably didn’t realise were a thing. If you’re already aware of all…