Spurs prove that one player will make incredible Premier League history this season
There are precious few ‘firsts’ yet to take place in the 33-year history of the Premier League. But…
they ‘are defending like drunk imbeciles’
The reaction to some Arne Slot quotes have led to some ‘po-faced nonsense analysis’ which ‘means we’re talking…
Arsenal title transformation captured by five-point swing in alternative table with shock club bottom
Arsenal are title favourites because they are top of the actual table, but also because of a huge…
Only Liverpool player who has featured in every game ‘needs to be dropped’ and ‘offers nothing’
Only one Liverpool player has appeared in all ten of their games so far this season, but he…
Slot baffled by Liverpool as scapegoat emerges in infuriating Alexander-Arnold repeat
Liverpool look exposed in defence, muddled in attack and just generally not quite like a team of champions…
‘Lonely’ Ruben Amorim throws a party amid ‘drastic’ U-turn
Manchester United manager Ruben Amorim has been ‘speaking volumes’ with his decision to go ahead with a party…
Each year, people in Hamilton read the same book. Multiple events are planned around it
“Lady Tan’s Circle of Women” is an emotive story of a woman’s quest for identity and purpose in…
Paul Scholes slammed as ‘bitter’ and ‘toxic’ over ‘problematic’ Rashford blast
Paul Scholes was ‘bitter’ and ‘nasty’ in an assessment of Marcus Rashford which captured a ‘spitefulness’ still holding…
Isak given bizarre advantage in £194m battle as two words sum up Liverpool development
It doesn’t feel like Alexander actual Isak needed a head start in his battle for minutes at Liverpool…
Eight summer signing fears coming true
We’re five games into the Premier League season and some of the fears over big summer signings are…
Alexander-Arnold injury confirms Klopp destroyed his hamstrings at Liverpool
Trent Alexander-Arnold suffered another muscle injury three minutes into his first Champions League match as a Real Madrid…
Florian Wirtz is a ‘rusty, misfiring Ford Pinto’ as Liverpool luck continues
Liverpool fans are not very impressed with the lightweight Florian Wirtz and know they are lucky to be…