{"id":143980,"date":"2025-09-09T11:48:08","date_gmt":"2025-09-09T11:48:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/143980\/"},"modified":"2025-09-09T11:48:08","modified_gmt":"2025-09-09T11:48:08","slug":"please-dont-make-me-wear-my-iphone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/143980\/","title":{"rendered":"Please don\u2019t make me wear my iPhone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"bfba541d-26d9-46e9-9968-d05c1b1ecbb2\">While I love my iPhone, one thing I think we&#8217;ve sadly forgotten in the smartphone era is the humble phone accessory. I miss the aggressive acrylic plink of some tacky flip phone charms, or the comforting enclosure of a <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.creativebloq.com\/tag\/sony\" data-auto-tag-linker=\"true\" data-before-rewrite-localise=\"https:\/\/www.creativebloq.com\/tag\/sony\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Sony<\/a> Ericsson phone sock \u2013 but what&#8217;s the modern, grown-up alternative?<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;ve found the answer, and I don&#8217;t like it \u2013 behold, <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.creativebloq.com\/tag\/apple\" data-auto-tag-linker=\"true\" data-before-rewrite-localise=\"https:\/\/www.creativebloq.com\/tag\/apple\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Apple<\/a>&#8216;s crossbody iPhone strap. With maximum practicality and negative cool points, this crossbody carrier is a complete design mystery to me. Set to release with the new iPhone 17 (alongside its <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.creativebloq.com\/design\/product-design\/apples-iphone-17-case-looks-almost-as-weird-as-the-phone-itself\" data-before-rewrite-localise=\"https:\/\/www.creativebloq.com\/design\/product-design\/apples-iphone-17-case-looks-almost-as-weird-as-the-phone-itself\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">bizarre custom case<\/a>), this abominable accessory feels a little like Apple is running out of ideas.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Here\u2019s your first look at the Crossbody Strap for iPhone 17, do people actually use these? pic.twitter.com\/jcJOuleRbq<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cantworkitout\/status\/1964898859668443336\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cantworkitout\/status\/1964898859668443336\" target=\"_blank\" referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer-when-downgrade\" data-hl-processed=\"none\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">September 8, 2025<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a id=\"elk-seasonal\" class=\"paywall\" aria-hidden=\"true\" data-url=\"\" href=\"\" data-hl-processed=\"none\"\/><\/p>\n<p id=\"2f658266-d64a-4e3a-9b9c-4a15ead913cf-0\">In a recent <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/SonnyDickson\/status\/1964898859668443336\" target=\"_blank\" data-url=\"https:\/\/x.com\/SonnyDickson\/status\/1964898859668443336\" referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer-when-downgrade\" data-hl-processed=\"none\" rel=\"nofollow\">X post<\/a>, journalist Sonny Dickson shared a sneak peek at the new product \u2013 a bright orange woven with slick metal hardware. &#8220;Do people actually use these?&#8221; he questioned followers.<\/p>\n<p>You may like<\/p>\n<p>The strap was clearly divisive, with some praising the functional design, while others lambasted the bizarre accessory. &#8220;In London, phone theft is rampant, thousands and thousands of phones snatched, so anything would help,&#8221; one user wrote. &#8220;Looks like a dog leash. I\u2019d never use this,&#8221; another commented, while one commenter scathingly added, &#8220;Who the f**k asked for this\u2026again, Apple not reading the room.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"vanilla-image-block\" style=\"padding-top:56.25%;\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/YFnPnxtQBKXgSxKbkouDPb.jpg\" alt=\"iPhone 17 Pro clear case\"   loading=\"lazy\" data-new-v2-image=\"true\" data-original-mos=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/YFnPnxtQBKXgSxKbkouDPb.jpg\" data-pin-media=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/YFnPnxtQBKXgSxKbkouDPb.jpg\"\/>\n<\/p>\n<p>(Image credit: Majin Bu)<\/p>\n<p id=\"deea63fb-bd9d-4567-9d72-4822071aa455\">Considering the inevitable Apple price hike (for what&#8217;s essentially a glorified lanyard), I can scarcely see a valid reason to buy an iPhone strap. While I can see the practicalities, it highlights the unfortunate reality of recent iPhone evolutions \u2013 they&#8217;re getting too damn big and heavy. Regardless, I&#8217;d still rather wrestle my phone into my back pocket than sacrifice my style points.<\/p>\n<p id=\"0f7aa5a5-5814-469e-baad-cd13feb9a943\">For more Apple news, check out the <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.creativebloq.com\/design\/product-design\/new-iphone-17-pro-design-leak-is-bad-news-with-a-silver-lining\" data-before-rewrite-localise=\"https:\/\/www.creativebloq.com\/design\/product-design\/new-iphone-17-pro-design-leak-is-bad-news-with-a-silver-lining\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">new iPhone 17 Pro Max design leak<\/a> or take a look at the full <a data-analytics-id=\"inline-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.creativebloq.com\/design\/product-design\/the-iphone-17-line-up-comes-into-focus-and-it-seems-apple-is-thinking-different-this-year\" data-before-rewrite-localise=\"https:\/\/www.creativebloq.com\/design\/product-design\/the-iphone-17-line-up-comes-into-focus-and-it-seems-apple-is-thinking-different-this-year\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">iPhone 17 lineup.<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"newsletter-form__strapline\">Daily design news, reviews, how-tos and more, as picked by the editors.<\/p>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"While I love my iPhone, one thing I think we&#8217;ve sadly forgotten in the smartphone era is the&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":143981,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[165,74],"class_list":{"0":"post-143980","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-mobile","8":"tag-mobile","9":"tag-technology"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=143980"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143980\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/143981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=143980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=143980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=143980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}