{"id":300363,"date":"2025-11-19T03:10:09","date_gmt":"2025-11-19T03:10:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/300363\/"},"modified":"2025-11-19T03:10:09","modified_gmt":"2025-11-19T03:10:09","slug":"what-was-matthew-mcconaughey-thinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/300363\/","title":{"rendered":"What Was Matthew McConaughey Thinking?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"\">You know the scene. You\u2019re sipping your morning coffee the day after another Georgia Bulldog victory, perusing the reaction pieces and scouring the internet for injury updates, when it hits you, \u201cHey! Dawg Sports hasn\u2019t done that snarky Sunday piece where they pretend to know what the other team\u2019s coach was thinking.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">Well friends, we\u2019ve <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dawgsports.com\/2024\/10\/21\/24275691\/what-was-steve-sarkisian-thinking\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:been there and done that;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">been there and done that<\/a> with Steve Sarkisian. To the point that it almost seems mean to pick on him once again. So instead, we decided to pick on his boss. No, not Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte. No, I want to know what this guy was thinking:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"646\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"standard-img\" style=\"color:transparent;aspect-ratio:960 \/ 646\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/9d303e9964d036a0fb1c140acb629400.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"\">For the three of you who haven\u2019t seen Dazed &amp; Confused, The Wolf of Wall Street, or a single Texas Longhorn football game in the past ten years, that is UT superfan Matthew McConaughey in the third quarter of his Longhorns\u2019 35-10 drubbing at the hands of your Georgia Bulldogs. I ask you\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">What. Was. Wooderson. Thinking?<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">a) \u201cKirby\u2019s out here making special teams magic and our special teams coordinator\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.espn.com\/college-football\/story\/_\/id\/32788408\/texas-assistant-football-coach-jeff-banks-girlfriend-sued-monkey-allegedly-bites-child\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:defending monkey attack lawsuits;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">defending monkey attack lawsuits<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">b) \u201cIs it possible Arch is adopted? Because that would explain some things\u2026..\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">c) \u201cMan, you just gotta keep on punting. P-u-n-t-i-n!\u201c<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">d) To Texas defensive coordinator Pete Kwiatkowski, \u201cPete do you have any sort of answer for Mike Bobo\u2019s Thomasville Kung fu?\u201d To himself after being met with a blank stare, \u201c Be a lot cooler if you did\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">e) \u201cWhat kind of kickoff was that?!? Fugayzi, it\u2019s a fake! It\u2019s a whazy. It\u2019s a woozie. It\u2019s fairy dust. It doesn\u2019t exist. It\u2019s never landed. It is no matter. It\u2019s not on the elemental chart. It\u2019s not real!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"\">As always we welcome your submissions in the comments. <\/p>\n<p class=\"\">Go \u2018Dawgs!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"You know the scene. 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