{"id":312666,"date":"2025-11-25T11:43:10","date_gmt":"2025-11-25T11:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/312666\/"},"modified":"2025-11-25T11:43:10","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T11:43:10","slug":"pretty-pretty-gross-jimmy-kimmel-is-absolutely-horrified-by-rfk-jr-s-filthy-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/312666\/","title":{"rendered":"‘Pretty, Pretty Gross’: Jimmy Kimmel Is Absolutely Horrified By RFK Jr.’s Filthy Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jimmy Kimmel<\/a> said President Donald Trump<\/a> finally got a little good news over the past few days.<\/p>\n

\u201cHis administration has a new sex scandal that for once has nothing to do with him,\u201d Kimmel said, referring to reports that Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.<\/a> allegedly sent a lurid \u201cpoem\u201d to journalist Olivia Nuzzi during their affair last year. <\/p>\n

\u201cPoems like, \u2018I am a river. You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you.\u2019 And, \u2018Drink from me, love,\u2019\u201d Kimmel read, then added his own RFK Jr.-esque touch: \u201cIt is safe for I have removed all the fluoride from my blood.\u201d <\/p>\n

Read more of the sexually charged poetry here.<\/a><\/p>\n

But Kimmel also had a warning for anyone reading Kennedy\u2019s sex poems: There may be some things you can\u2019t un-learn. <\/p>\n

\u201cOne of the words he used is so vile I had to look it up,\u201d Kimmel said. \u201cIt rhymes with belching and don\u2019t look it up. It\u2019s bad.\u201d<\/p>\n

Kennedy is married to actor Cheryl Hines, who once starred in \u201cCurb Your Enthusiasm.\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cPoor Cheryl Hines,\u201d Kimmel said. \u201cShe thought \u2018Curb Your Enthusiasm\u2019 was over. Now every day she hears this.\u201d <\/p>\n

With that, he played the famous \u201cCurbed\u201d theme, then paraphrased the catchphrase used by the show\u2019s star and creator, Larry David. <\/p>\n

\u201cPretty, pretty gross indeed,\u201d he said. <\/p>\n

See more in his Monday night monologue: <\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Jimmy Kimmel said President Donald Trump finally got a little good news over the past few days. \u201cHis…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":312667,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[23703,12,88,17114,161250,788,92],"class_list":["post-312666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-tv","tag-cheryl-hines","tag-donald-trump","tag-entertainment","tag-jimmy-kimmel","tag-olivia-nuzz","tag-robert-f-kennedy-jr","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=312666"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312666\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/312667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=312666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=312666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=312666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}