{"id":312797,"date":"2025-11-25T13:17:09","date_gmt":"2025-11-25T13:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/312797\/"},"modified":"2025-11-25T13:17:09","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T13:17:09","slug":"pretty-pretty-gross-jimmy-kimmel-is-absolutely-horrified-by-rfk-jr-s-filthy-poem-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/312797\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Pretty, Pretty Gross\u2019: Jimmy Kimmel Is Absolutely Horrified By RFK Jr.\u2019s Filthy Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jimmy Kimmel<\/a> said President Donald Trump<\/a> finally got a little good news over the past few days.<\/p>\n

\u201cHis administration has a new sex scandal that for once has nothing to do with him,\u201d Kimmel said, referring to reports that Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.<\/a>\u00a0allegedly sent a lurid \u201cpoem\u201d to journalist Olivia Nuzzi during their affair last year.<\/p>\n

Buzz: John Stamos And Jerry O\u2019Connell Appear To Make Peace With New Selfie<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cPoems like, \u2018I am a river. You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you.\u2019 And, \u2018Drink from me, my love,\u2019\u201d Kimmel read, then added his own RFK Jr.-esque touch: \u201cIt is safe for I have removed all the fluoride from my blood.\u201d<\/p>\n

Read more of the sexually charged poetry here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

But Kimmel also had a warning for anyone reading Kennedy\u2019s sex poems: There may be some things you can\u2019t unlearn.<\/p>\n

\u201cOne of the words he used is so vile I had to look it up,\u201d Kimmel said. \u201cIt rhymes with belching and don\u2019t look it up. It\u2019s bad.\u201d<\/p>\n

Buzz: Here’s The Highly Sexual Poem RFK Jr. Allegedly Sent To Journalist Affair Partner<\/a><\/p>\n

Kennedy is married to actor Cheryl Hines, who once starred in \u201cCurb Your Enthusiasm.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cPoor Cheryl Hines,\u201d Kimmel said. \u201cShe thought \u2018Curb Your Enthusiasm\u2019 was over. Now every day she hears this.\u201d<\/p>\n

With that, he played the famous \u201cCurbed\u201d theme, then paraphrased the catchphrase used by the show\u2019s star and creator, Larry David.<\/p>\n

\u201cPretty, pretty gross indeed,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n

Buzz: Cheryl Hines On Disastrous ‘View’ Appearance: ‘They Just Wanted To Grill Me’<\/a><\/p>\n

See more in his Monday night monologue:<\/p>\n

Related…<\/p>\n

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