We haven\u2019t seen much of Melania lately. She seems to grace our presence in the same way that Puxatawny Phil does, she just appears as a shadow, or doesn\u2019t, and then she is gone. The last time she played any sort of public role was at the U.N. where she strode up the broken escalator after it unexpectedly stopped. Does anyone else think that Mr. Potato Body would still be standing there waiting for Marine One to lift his fat chunk out of his predicament if she hadn\u2019t done so?<\/p>\n
You have to wonder how young she has to dress up to get his Nib\u2019s interest. I hope she doesn\u2019t have to wear a diaper because ew. Does she have to carry a doll or an oversized lollypop? Does she have to wear a little frilly dress or maybe some footie pajamas? Maybe she has to wear pigtails and a high school cheerleader\u2019s costume.<\/p>\n
People have said that she wore a wide brimmed hat at the inauguration to keep him from kissing her. Actually, not kissing in public is by mutual consent as they don\u2019t want to smudge the makeup. It\u2019s not that they don\u2019t want to smudge her makeup, they don\u2019t want to smudge his. Honestly, it\u2019s hard to explain why he\u2019s so down on transvestites. If you define a male transvestite as a man who wears makeup then he is by definition a transvestite himself, except he wears more makeup than they do.<\/p>\n
They say that people with Alzheimer\u2019s tend to forget the people who are least important to them first. The first thing they forget is their names. We saw this recently with the Truth Social post where Marjorie Taylor Greene was referred to as Marjorie Browne. Melania\u2019s name has probably already been forgotten since once he has her, he\u2019s lost interest. He probably thinks of her has \u201chand lady\u201d since he\u2019s supposed to hold her hand when they\u2019re walking in public. This isn\u2019t a problem for him in bed because, as a narcissist, he yells his own name during sex.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"We haven\u2019t seen much of Melania lately. She seems to grace our presence in the same way that…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":317276,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57],"tags":[236,88],"class_list":{"0":"post-317275","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-celebrities","8":"tag-celebrities","9":"tag-entertainment"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=317275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317275\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/317276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=317275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=317275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=317275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}