{"id":331956,"date":"2025-12-05T11:50:10","date_gmt":"2025-12-05T11:50:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/331956\/"},"modified":"2025-12-05T11:50:10","modified_gmt":"2025-12-05T11:50:10","slug":"you-are-overdue-to-complete-your-happiness-survey-please-do-so-before-cob-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/331956\/","title":{"rendered":"You are overdue to complete your Happiness Survey, please do so before COB today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<img width=\"1600\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/generic-slapshot-happiness-surey-katiea.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-post-image\" alt=\"Happiness Survey\" decoding=\"async\"   fetchpriority=\"high\"\/><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\ud83d\udcf8: Katie Alder\/RMNB\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<p>The Washington Capitals are on a winning streak, which means it\u2019s the perfect time to get a recency-biased reading on your feelings about the team. Feelings, as we all know, can be measured with numbers, only in which form can they be trusted.<\/p>\n<p>The survey is very short \u2013 just a minute or two of your time. It feels good to do it, and then we can talk about it in the commies below, and then in a couple days we\u2019ll have the results to peruse together.<\/p>\n<p>The survey is very serious in the sense that you have to fill it out, but it is completely unserious as to how you fill it out. Just answer on a scale from 1 to 5 how HAPPY you are to have each player on the team. You decide what happy means to you. In 1960, Charles Schultz wrote in Peanuts that \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/schulzmuseum\/posts\/-the-iconic-phrase-happiness-is-a-warm-puppy-debuted-65-years-ago-today-in-this-\/1108842604411116\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">happiness is a warm puppy<\/a>.\u201d Do with that what you will.<\/p>\n<p>(As you can see, we have made the long-needed improvement of showing just the players\u2019 last names, so it fits better on a phone, where 80 percent of you are reading this.)<\/p>\n<p>In a few days, we\u2019ll review the results.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\ud83d\udcf8: Katie Alder\/RMNB The Washington Capitals are on a winning streak, which means it\u2019s the perfect time to&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":331957,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66],"tags":[385,99],"class_list":{"0":"post-331956","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-nhl","8":"tag-nhl","9":"tag-sports"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=331956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331956\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/331957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=331956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=331956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=331956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}