In mythology, the whale\u2019s belly represents a place of death and rebirth, a watery abyss in which one must face one\u2019s own darkness before emerging transformed. In reality, being swallowed by a whale is nigh-on impossible \u2013 though there is one species that might be capable of gulping down a human body.<\/p>\n
One thing\u2019s for sure though \u2013 it ain\u2019t the blue whale<\/a>. Despite being the largest animal ever to have existed, this great leviathan only eats tiny krill. Admittedly, it does scoff down millions of the shrimp-like creatures every day, but that doesn\u2019t mean it could devour anything as big as a human, as its throat simply isn\u2019t wide enough.<\/p>\n It also lacks teeth, and instead possesses huge bristles called baleen, which it uses like a sieve to catch its tiny prey while forcing water out of its mouth. The same goes for humpback whales and all other species of baleen whales, none of which could ever physically swallow a person<\/a>.<\/p>\n It\u2019s a different story for toothed whales, however. The sperm whale<\/a>, for instance, eats giant squid, and could definitely squeeze a human down its gullet if it felt so inclined. In fact, the very first colossal squid<\/a> ever seen was found in the belly of a commercially hunted sperm whale, a century before we finally spotted a live one of these gigantic, tentacled beasts in the deep ocean.<\/p>\n However, because sperm whales tend to spend much of their time at great depths, your chances of ever ending up in the mouth of one of these enormous cetaceans are laughably slim. Aside from Monstro in Pinocchio, no sperm whale has ever been known to swallow a real boy \u2013 or anyone at all, for that matter.<\/p>\n Well, that depends on who you ask. Funnily enough, in the late 19th century, a story appeared in the papers about a whaler named James Bartley, who was supposedly swallowed whole<\/a> by a sperm whale before being cut out of the animal\u2019s belly by his crewmates some 36 hours later. According to the tale, Bartley was revived after his rescue and spent the following three weeks \u201ca raving lunatic\u201d before eventually regaining full control of his faculties and resuming his duties on board the whaling ship.<\/p>\n Realistically, though, this story is almost certainly false, as there\u2019s no way anyone could survive inside a whale\u2019s stomach for that long. For one thing, there\u2019s no oxygen in there, and a day and a half of breathing nothing but whale fart would be more than enough to extinguish even the most hardened and foul-mannered sailor.<\/p>\n More recently, there have been a number of more credible reports of near misses, all of which involve whales accidentally engulfing humans in their mouths before immediately spitting them out again. For instance, in 2021, a lobster diver in Massachusetts named Michael Packard was briefly caught in the mouth of a humpback whale<\/a>, which then promptly ejected him.<\/p>\n Packard claimed to be inside the creature\u2019s mouth for 30 to 40 seconds. In all likelihood, the whale caught the man by accident while attempting to swallow a shoal of small fish or other minute prey, and let him go as soon as it realized its mistake.<\/p>\n