Sam Altman<\/a>. Have you clapped eyes on Five Nights at Mickey\u2019s? Gosh, I couldn\u2019t follow a second of it, though I believe that was a problem in the source material. Ha-ha!<\/p>\n\n\tI thought I was coming in for regular ol\u2019 \u201cget ready with me\u201d video, but they took the beauty products and tested them by rubbin\u2019 em right on my ol\u2019 eyeball. That sure smarts! <\/p>\n
\n\tNothing too silly happened, but, aw shucks, I don\u2019t know why you wanted me to go to Club 33 with that fella Jeffrey Epstein. I took my head off at a theme park, and, golly, do you know what was underneath it? Chuck E. Cheese! I don\u2019t remember shaking hands with Cousin Greg at any board meetings, but he told me some silly stuff about the cruise division that, oh boy oh boy oh BOY, makes me want to never set a paw in the Bahamas again.<\/p>\n
\n\tWhen I was told I was going on a super-secret mission way down underneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride to bring Walt back, gee whiz, was I excited! But the way they had me thaw the ice was not something Walt would have liked one bit, no sirree!<\/p>\n
\n\tI wasn\u2019t there, but I\u2019ll never be able to unsee the one where Pluto has Goofy on a leash. I believe Disney\u2019s legal team knows how I feel about that kind of woke bullshit.<\/p>\n
\n\tAnd it\u2019s not just about me, Mr. Iger. Do you know what Sora is willing to make? Song of the South.<\/p>\n
\n\tBut don\u2019t worry, pal. You can just undo this Sora deal. Why, it\u2019s as easy as un-retiring. Ha-ha! In fact, it just took me 45 seconds to make a video of your press conference announcing it. Golly gee, I hope you put it on Disney+ right away!<\/p>\n
\n\tYour loyal castmember,<\/p>\n
\n\tMickey<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Dear Mr. Iger, Hiya, pal! Gee willikers, things sure are changing fast. Seems like just yesterday I was…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":363913,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[182,46632,3716,88,206,1283,7047],"class_list":{"0":"post-363912","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-movies","8":"tag-ai","9":"tag-bob-iger","10":"tag-disney","11":"tag-entertainment","12":"tag-movies","13":"tag-openai","14":"tag-sam-altman"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=363912"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363912\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/363913"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=363912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=363912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=363912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}