{"id":370123,"date":"2025-12-25T22:56:06","date_gmt":"2025-12-25T22:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/370123\/"},"modified":"2025-12-25T22:56:06","modified_gmt":"2025-12-25T22:56:06","slug":"expect-your-tariff-rebate-on-february-31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/370123\/","title":{"rendered":"Expect Your Tariff Rebate on February 31"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Santa is confused. \u201cOnly two dolls and two pencils? Funny, I remember carrying a heavier bag last year.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Fred Squirrel corrects him: \u201cIt\u2019s just your imagination. Things are cheaper, thanks to the tariffs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And Bert Squirrel adds, \u201cExpect your tariff rebate on February 31.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Oh, February doesn\u2019t have 31 days? And your bank account seems a little lighter?<\/p>\n<p>Well, like Tiny Tim observed, \u201cGod bless us, everyone,\u201d because no one else will.<\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Gode Yule, Holy Solstice, Io Saturnalia and Festivus for the Restivus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Santa is confused. \u201cOnly two dolls and two pencils? Funny, I remember carrying a heavier bag last year.\u201d&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":370124,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[28,101],"class_list":{"0":"post-370123","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-economy","8":"tag-business","9":"tag-economy"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=370123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370123\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/370124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=370123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=370123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=370123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}