Over the hump and safely into a big Thursday! Well, not that big. Frankly, it’s the Thursday I’ve warned folks about for a month now.\u00a0<\/p>\n
No football tonight. None. No crappy Thursday night game. No Al Michaels to complain about. No college football playoff game. No nothin’. Just the NBA, the NHL, and whatever stupid Marvel movie FX is showing for the 12th straight night.\u00a0<\/p>\n
The worst time of year. We took these nights for granted for months, and now they’re gone. And we still have 70 days until MLB’s opening day? Brutal.\u00a0<\/p>\n
But, this is where we thrive. This is where this class makes an imprint on America. It’s where we earn our dollars, despite how few of them we actually make. Let’s earn.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Welcome to a Thursday Nightcaps<\/a> \u2013 the one where former AT&T LIB Lily shows off her freckles as outages pummel the country.\u00a0<\/p>\n What else? I’ve got Oprah offering up an all-time excuse as to why she was fat, Tim Walz was a DISASTER last night during his weird little State of the Union, Kay Adams checks in with a postseason heater, and Vanessa Trump and Tiger Woods had a BLAST at Big Cat’s 50th birthday bash this week.\u00a0<\/p>\n What a duo. What a couple. What a time to be alive.\u00a0<\/p>\n Grab you something WARM \u2013 we’ve got wind chill warnings in Florida tonight \u2013 and settle in for a Thursday ‘Cap!<\/p>\n Oprah is doing well!<\/p>\n Can you believe it? Wind chill warnings! Global warming is right on schedule, baby. It’ll be here before we know it!\u00a0<\/p>\n This will be Florida’s one and only extended “cold front” of the year, by the way. It’s like clockwork, every single year. We get about two weeks of temps in the 60s\/40s right in the middle of January, and then it’s back to the 80s\/60s until May.\u00a0<\/p>\n The most annoying part, by far, is having to pay attention to when my sprinklers are set to run. Would having a burst pipe in Florida be the most embarrassing thing in the history of time? I don’t want to find out.\u00a0<\/p>\n Anyway, let’s get down to business.\u00a0<\/p>\n Speaking of embarrassing things, let’s go ahead and check in with skinny Oprah, who gave the gasbags at The View a DOOZY of a tale<\/a> yesterday afternoon about her previous battle with fatness:<\/p>\n Solid work here out of the Tim Walz team<\/p>\n Amazing. 10\/10. No notes. Perfection.\u00a0<\/p>\n The Libs have done a ton of gaslighting and grifting <\/a>over the years. Yet, somehow, Oprah may have just topped \u2018em all. This is an all-timer.\u00a0<\/p>\n Blaming your fatness on the food noises inside your head? That\u2019s called zigging while the others zag. 3-D chess. You have to respect it, at least a little.\u00a0<\/p>\n