{"id":414215,"date":"2026-01-18T04:02:08","date_gmt":"2026-01-18T04:02:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/414215\/"},"modified":"2026-01-18T04:02:08","modified_gmt":"2026-01-18T04:02:08","slug":"panthers-beat-caps-5-2-because-no-one-except-jakob-chychrun-can-score","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/414215\/","title":{"rendered":"Panthers beat Caps 5-2 because no one except Jakob Chychrun can score"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t\t<img width=\"1600\" height=\"1205\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/caps-panthers-kurly.jpg\" class=\"above-the-fold wp-post-image\" alt=\"WSH vs FLA\"  decoding=\"async\"  fetchpriority=\"high\" loading=\"eager\"\/><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\ud83d\udcf8: kurly from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/rmnb\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">#crashers<\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<p>The Washington Capitals had a slow start on Saturday night against the Florida Panthers. That plus no goals from any non-Jakob-Chychrun players made for a shameful loss on Pride Night.<\/p>\n<p>AJ Greer scored the lone goal of the first period off the rebound.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"player\" title=\"View Jakob Chychrun&#039;s stats, bio, and status\" href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/player\/jakob-chychrun\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Jakob Chychrun<\/a> scored twice back-to-back in the second period \u2013 once on the rush and again through traffic \u2013 but <a class=\"player\" title=\"View Sam Bennett&#039;s stats, bio, and status\" href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/player\/sam-bennett\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Sam Bennett<\/a> was in the right place at the right time, and then <a class=\"player\" title=\"View Uvis Balinskis&#039;s stats, bio, and status\" href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/player\/uvis-balinskis\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Uvis Balinskis<\/a> converted on the power play to keep the Cats in the lead.<\/p>\n<p>Anton \u201cMyPillow\u201d Lundell got an empty-netter from just past his own blue line, and then Carter Verh\u00e6ge got another.<\/p>\n<p>Caps lose.<\/p>\n<p>                        Get RMNB ad-free<\/p>\n<p>Support us on Patreon for $5 to hide all ads and get other perks<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/patreon-flow\/?patreon-login=yes&amp;patreon-final-redirect=https%3A%2F%2Frussianmachineneverbreaks.com%2F2026%2F01%2F17%2Fpanthers-beat-caps-5-2-because-no-one-except-jakob-chychrun-can-score\" class=\"btn btn-outline-primary\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">More Info<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Florida Panthers had a big weekend, <a href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/2026\/01\/16\/florida-panthers-lose-9-1-after-white-house-visit\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">notably losing 9-1 last night<\/a>. More wired than tired, the Panthers dominated the Caps in the first period, attempting 28 shots to Washington\u2019s 13 and doubling them up in expected goals.<br \/>\nConnor McMichael could have redeemed that period with strong drive to the net but his goal was overturned because Aliaksei Protas was offside.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/BaileyAJohnson_\/status\/2012696749169684640\" rel=\"nofollow\">Bailey Johnson reported that Jakob Chychrun\u2019s wife Olivia had a baby yesterday<\/a>. Dad strength isn\u2019t a meme. It isn\u2019t a joke. It\u2019s a physiological fact, proven true once again as the Boca-born blueliner scored twice. Both were brilliant goals. I don\u2019t know how the second one got through traffic. The first one was just smooth.<\/p>\n<p>Ivan Miroshnichenko got a sweater for the first time this month. He had a critical screen on Chychrun\u2019s second goal.<br \/>\nSo we know the Caps are looking for a \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/2026\/01\/16\/chris-patrick-capitals-trade-deadline-addition-higher-end-skilled-winger-panarin\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">higher-end skilled winger<\/a>.\u201d Artemi Panarin\u2019s name has been floated, but that\u2019s not the guy the Caps want. They should want <a href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/player\/jason-robertson\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Jason Robertson<\/a>. That\u2019d be the blockbuster we\u2019ve been begging for since early December.<br \/>\nIt was Pride Night at the rink. Shout out to <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/rmnb\/status\/2012673324220862647\" rel=\"nofollow\">Lesbians 4 Dylan Strome<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rmnb\/status\/2012673141814723004\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">We \ud83d\udc99 LGBTVR<\/a>. Shout out to the in-arena entertainment group for playing bangers all night.<\/p>\n<p>Hendrix Lapierre ice-time check: 6:36. I don\u2019t know what we\u2019re doing here.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en\">ostentatious pocket square #joebsuitofthenight<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/did:plc:nqxxi7akzkcxg5vvyetwtjof?ref_src=embed\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">RMNB (@rmnb.bsky.social)<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/did:plc:nqxxi7akzkcxg5vvyetwtjof\/post\/3mcntamwvq725?ref_src=embed\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">2026-01-18T00:03:17.044Z<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>That was a tough game, but compared to the Caps\u2019 next opponent it was a cakewalk. The Caps play an afternooner in Colorado on MLK Day. The Avalanche are on a 132-point pace. Everything except their power play is elite \u2013 as rarefied as the air up there.<\/p>\n<p>\t\t\t<script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\ud83d\udcf8: kurly from #crashers The Washington Capitals had a slow start on Saturday night against the Florida Panthers.&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":414216,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66],"tags":[385,99],"class_list":{"0":"post-414215","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-nhl","8":"tag-nhl","9":"tag-sports"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=414215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414215\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/414216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=414215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=414215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=414215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}