{"id":452750,"date":"2026-02-06T15:58:08","date_gmt":"2026-02-06T15:58:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/452750\/"},"modified":"2026-02-06T15:58:08","modified_gmt":"2026-02-06T15:58:08","slug":"sorry-for-all-the-typos-sent-from-my-iphone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/452750\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry for all the typos .Sent from my iPhone."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s happened; your beloved, populist queen of TGIF has been unmasked as a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thefp.com\/p\/nellie-bowles-the-journalist-and\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">certified member<\/a> of the emailed-Jeffrey Epstein-community. We\u2019re as shocked as you. Nellie has been penalized with a one-game suspension from TGIF and a $5,000,000 fine, which she assures us she is good for, but only after she goes to a big house on the Upper East Side to \u201cpick something up.\u201d She\u2019ll be back for the next edition, unless someone finds a pic of her at a Diddy white party. While she figures all that out, you\u2019re stuck with us\u2014Suzy in the driver\u2019s seat, and Sascha as passenger princess.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re a Free Presser in Atlanta, we have a big treat for you. Coleman Hughes will be at the Ebenezer Baptist Church next month, alongside former UN ambassador Andrew Young and MLK biographer Jonathan Eig. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thefp.com\/p\/nonviolence-in-a-violent-age-coleman\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Get your tickets here.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And now, on to the biggest stories of the week, according to us.<\/p>\n<p>\u2192 The emails will continue until morale gets worse: A specter has been haunting America\u2014the specter of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thefp.com\/p\/mailto:jeevacations@gmail.com\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">jeevacation@gmail.com<\/a>, also known as Jeffrey Edward Epstein. Last Friday, the Department of Justice said \u201crelease the Kraken\u201d and made available to the public three million pages of documents connected to the late disgraced financier, including volumes of email correspondence. The fallout hasn\u2019t let up since.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"It\u2019s happened; your beloved, populist queen of TGIF has been unmasked as a certified member of the emailed-Jeffrey&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":452751,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57],"tags":[236,88],"class_list":{"0":"post-452750","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-celebrities","8":"tag-celebrities","9":"tag-entertainment"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=452750"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452750\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/452751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=452750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=452750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=452750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}