{"id":456611,"date":"2026-02-08T15:54:09","date_gmt":"2026-02-08T15:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/456611\/"},"modified":"2026-02-08T15:54:09","modified_gmt":"2026-02-08T15:54:09","slug":"ryan-goslings-atrocious-throwing-motion-will-have-you-reevaluating-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/456611\/","title":{"rendered":"Ryan Gosling&#8217;s Atrocious Throwing Motion Will Have You Reevaluating Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let this be a lesson to you all: movies aren&#8217;t real life.<\/p>\n<p>PublishedFebruary 7, 2026 6:00 PM EST\u2022UpdatedFebruary 7, 2026 6:00 PM EST<\/p>\n<p>FacebookTwitterEmailCopy Link<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">We all know <a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/category\/ryan-gosling\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Ryan Gosling<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">He has everything any man could ever want. Girls want him. Guys want to be him. He&#8217;s a multi-millionaire movie star, adored by nearly everyone. You get the picture.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">The 45-year-old actor is perhaps best known for roles like &#8220;The Notebook,&#8221; &#8220;Crazy Stupid Love,&#8221; and &#8220;Remember The Titans,&#8221; the latter of which he was famous for playing a stud high school football player.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/sports\/ryan-gosling-neutral-hat-paris-olympics\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">READ: Ryan Gosling Drops A Neutral Hat Performance For The Ages At Paris Olympics<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">But the Gos-man has been hiding a dark secret that no one saw coming.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">It turns out he may have been *gasp* pretending to play someone who was good at football, because this video of him tossing the pigskin is about as atrocious as it gets.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Apparently, Gosling was shooting a promo for something called &#8220;Project Hail Mary.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">What it&#8217;s all about, I haven&#8217;t a clue, and it doesn&#8217;t look like anyone in the comments gave a damn either, because all anyone could focus on was the Mickey Mouse Club alumnus&#8217; putrid throwing motion.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/culture\/ryan-gosling-project-hail-mary-trailer\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">READ: Ryan Gosling&#8217;s New Movie Looks Like A Wild Space Adventure<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Look at it this way: Ryan Gosling may be richer than you, more successful than you, better looking than you, and have a hotter wife than you do, but there&#8217;s a good chance you can throw a football better than he can.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">I haven&#8217;t thrown a football in a couple of months and I would bet my life savings on being able to beat Ryan Gosling in a distance competition TODAY without so much as a warm-up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Let this be a lesson to you all: movies aren&#8217;t real life.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">I know that sounds obvious, but some people really think Matt Damon could actually beat up a room full of secret agents or that Kevin Spacey is actually an a-hole (okay, that last one is a bad example).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Women will still throw themselves at Gosling. That fact isn&#8217;t going to change anytime soon, no matter how sloppy his spiral is.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Just take solace in the fact that if he ever shows up to your backyard party, you might have one thing going for you that he doesn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Let this be a lesson to you all: movies aren&#8217;t real life. 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