{"id":509128,"date":"2026-03-07T11:25:16","date_gmt":"2026-03-07T11:25:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/509128\/"},"modified":"2026-03-07T11:25:16","modified_gmt":"2026-03-07T11:25:16","slug":"archspire-continue-to-go-stupid-fast-with-red-goliath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/509128\/","title":{"rendered":"Archspire Continue to Go Stupid Fast with “Red Goliath”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay, at what point do we start considering the fact that the folks in Archspire<\/a> aren\u2019t human? Like maybe they\u2019re the latest model of some crazy A.I. gone rogue and instead of destroying the world, they\u2019re just content with melting faces with insanely precise and fast metal music. I admit I don\u2019t know the limitations of A.I., so it\u2019s feasible in my mind\u2026<\/p>\n

I say all that because Archspire released their latest single off of Too Fast To Die titled \u201cRed Goliath.\u201d And as you should expect every time a new song comes out from this extreme tech death metal\u00a0outfit, it\u2019s blisteringly fast and heavy.<\/p>\n

Speaking of the track, guitarist Dean Lamb says \u201cRed Goliath\u201d was a hard one to get together, but they managed to pull it off.<\/p>\n

\u201cHave you ever wanted something sooooo bad, but it just didn\u2019t exist or seem possible? Like hot carbonated coffee or underwear that doesn\u2019t make your back fat pop out like two extra butt cheeks? Well, that\u2019s exactly how we felt writing our song, \u2018Red Goliath!\u2019 It just seemed as impossible as a grade 7 math problem. But somehow, by the grace of Satan, we managed to pull off writing the most couch humping, super sonic technical black metal song known to the universe. We hope you all absolutely despise this evil song as much as we do! \u2018Too Fast to Die\u2019 drops April 10th, pre-order now at archspire.net\u201d\n<\/p>\n

Too Fast To Die\u00a0is coming out on April 10, but you can\u00a0preorder your copy today<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Archspire are also heading out on their \u2018Long Roads Big Loads\u2019 North American tour later this year. You can find the full list of tour dates below and\u00a0get your tickets today<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Long Roads Big Loads Tour
w\/ Undeath, Crown Magnetar and Mutilation Barbecue<\/p>\n

April 24 \u2013 Calgary, AB @ The Palace Theatre
April 25 \u2013 Edmonton, AB @ Midway Music Hall
April 26 \u2013 Saskatoon, SK @ Coors Event Centre
April 27 \u2013 Winnipeg, MB @ The Park Theatre
April 30 \u2013 Toronto, ON @ The Phoenix Concert Theatre
May 01 \u2013 Montreal, QC @ Th\u00e9\u00e2tre Beanfield
May 02 \u2013 Quebec City, QC @ Salle Montaigne
May 03 \u2013 Worcester, MA @ Palladium Upstairs
May 05 \u2013 Reading, PA @ Reverb
May 06 \u2013 New York, NY @ Gramercy Theatre
May 07 \u2013 Baltimore, MD @ Baltimore Soundstage
May 08 \u2013 Charlotte, NC @ The Underground
May 09 \u2013 Richmond, VA @ The Canal Club
May 11 \u2013 Orlando, FL @ The Abbey
May 12 \u2013 Tampa, FL @ The Orpheum
May 13 \u2013 Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
May 15 \u2013 Austin, TX @ Come and Take It Live
May 16 \u2013 Houston, TX @ White Oak Music Hall
May 17 \u2013 Dallas, TX @ The Studio at The Bomb Factory
May 18 \u2013 Tulsa, OK @ The Vanguard
May 20 \u2013 Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave \/ Eagles Club
May 21 \u2013 Minneapolis, MN @ Fine Line
May 22 \u2013 Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
May 23 \u2013 Omaha, NE @ The Waiting Room
May 24 \u2013 Lawrence, KS @ The Granada
May 27 \u2013 Colorado Springs, CO @ The Black Sheep
May 29 \u2013 Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater
May 30 \u2013 Mesa, AZ @ The Nile Theater
May 31 \u2013 Los Angeles, CA @ The Belasco
June 02 \u2013 Roseville, CA @ Goldfield Trading Post
June 04 \u2013 Seattle, WA @ El Corazon
June 05 \u2013 Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
June 06 \u2013 Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre<\/p>\n

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