{"id":511889,"date":"2026-03-08T22:29:19","date_gmt":"2026-03-08T22:29:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/511889\/"},"modified":"2026-03-08T22:29:19","modified_gmt":"2026-03-08T22:29:19","slug":"people-cant-get-over-the-saturday-night-live-cold-open-on-pete-hegseth-and-kristi-noem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/511889\/","title":{"rendered":"People Can&#8217;t Get Over The &#8220;Saturday Night Live&#8221; Cold Open On Pete Hegseth And Kristi Noem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/tag\/saturday-night-live\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Saturday Night Live;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Saturday Night Live<\/a>&#8216;s cold open dragged President Donald Trump&#8217;s Secretary of War <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/tag\/pete-hegseth\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Pete Hegseth;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Pete Hegseth<\/a> over the war in Iran and the news of Secretary of Homeland Security <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/tag\/kristi-noem\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Kristi Noem;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Kristi Noem<\/a>&#8216;s firing.<img alt=\"Three people are in a room, one speaking in the foreground, with two listening intently in the background\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"700\" height=\"466\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/e22521f43504ed24878dcf2dd799b0c7.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> Bloomberg \/ Bloomberg via Getty Images<\/p>\n<p>On the March 7 episode hosted by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/tag\/ryan-gosling\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Ryan Gosling;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Ryan Gosling<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/leylamohammed\/colin-jost-scarlett-johansson-dethroned-highest-actor\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Colin Jost;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Colin Jost<\/a> reprised his role as Hegseth, portraying him as an &#8220;unhinged fratboy.&#8221;<img alt=\"Person in a suit speaks at a podium with a presidential seal, flanked by flags. Background features decorative elements\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/3341d51be045b17d658566a671f83024.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> NBC \/ Will Heath\/NBC via Getty Images<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Related: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/tessafahey\/disney-character-id-tst?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Here Are 60 Disney Characters \u2014 You Better Remember At Least 55;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Here Are 60 Disney Characters \u2014 You Better Remember At Least 55<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jost&#8217;s Hegseth literally started with a keg stand, which really set the tone for the rest of the cold open, which was completely off the rails.<img alt=\"A man in a suit is held upside down over a keg by two people in military uniforms during a comedic skit\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"700\" height=\"401\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/48ae4f2578005fcd07b3ec3e3972ba69.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> NBC<\/p>\n<p>SNL mocked the way the Department of War and the Trump administration have been addressing the Iran attacks on social media.<img alt=\"A person in a suit speaks passionately at a podium with U.S. and military flags in the background\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1701\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/57e53f3245ef20e5a6242505ec7c7d4f.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> NBC<\/p>\n<p>And Jost&#8217;s version of Hegseth reeeeeaaaaally took it there.<img alt=\"A person in a suit speaks at a podium with U.S. and military flags in the background, appearing on C-SPAN\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1912\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/21f3f75e60354f9ea1bdea7fb1d63c2e.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> NBC<\/p>\n<p>When a reporter referred to the attacks from the US and Israel on Iran as a war, he abruptly interrupted her.<img alt=\"Comedian delivers a satirical speech, humorously denying a situation is a &quot;war&quot; and jokes about labeling, referencing a past relationship as an example\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"2595\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/a19e239354aaa2099dee4777a48950f3.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> NBC<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Related: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/kbball27\/onscreen-scenes-so-terrifying-they-traumatized-the-actors?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:14 Onscreen Scenes So Horrible, The Actors Who Filmed Them Are Still Having Nightmares To This Day;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">14 Onscreen Scenes So Horrible, The Actors Who Filmed Them Are Still Having Nightmares To This Day<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then, Hegseth introduced Noem to the reporters, apparently for the last time, given the recent announcement of her replacement. Trump <a href=\"https:\/\/truthsocial.com\/@realDonaldTrump\/116178030946996760\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:announced;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">announced<\/a> on Truth Social on March 5 that Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma will replace Noem on March 31.<img alt=\"Person in a suit passionately speaking at a podium with flags in the background\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1150\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/c8e9adc1cc9c0eb43f05ffea44d5bea2.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> NBC<\/p>\n<p>Ashley Padilla reprised her role as Noem to clear up any confusion about her reassignment by President Trump.<img alt=\"A woman in a dark blazer speaks at a podium with flags in the background, as seen in a C-SPAN broadcast\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1179\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/801fca8edd314745c7d34b2bfacf73c8.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> NBC<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Related: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/abbyzinman\/classic-sitcom-checklist-quiz?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:If You Haven&#039;t Seen 27\/50 Of These Classic TV Sitcoms, You&#039;re Officially Uncultured;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">If You Haven&#8217;t Seen 27\/50 Of These Classic TV Sitcoms, You&#8217;re Officially Uncultured<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Padilla&#8217;s Noem shared why she was proud of her accomplishments in her time at the Department of Homeland Security.<img alt=\"A person humorously discusses job achievements, mentioning border security, deportation, spending on ads, and a personal anecdote about a coworker\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1558\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/07a82c4efaabc16c46e2a2f4d9caea0a.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> NBC<\/p>\n<p>And she explained that her departure might be &#8220;bittersweet,&#8221; but she&#8217;s excited for her new role as a special envoy of &#8220;The Shield of the Americas,&#8221; created by President Trump.<img alt=\"Person speaking at a podium with flags and a C-SPAN logo, dressed formally in a dark suit with long wavy hair\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1123\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/42115b7bd28f54094ca8a669ccd6934e.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> NBC<\/p>\n<p>SNL&#8217;s cold open was brutal, to say the least, from start to finish.<img alt=\"A person stands at a podium speaking, with two flags behind them and a &quot;C-SPAN&quot; logo visible in the lower right corner\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1158\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/ceb7bc1eaacbce1f3c0f9856041901ab.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> NBC<\/p>\n<p>People can&#8217;t stop talking about Colin Jost&#8217;s &#8220;frat boy&#8221; portrayal of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/mychalthompson\/snl-cold-open-trump-hegseth-iran-attack\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Pete Hegseth;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Pete Hegseth<\/a>.<img alt=\"Person in a suit on stage, gesturing with arms wide. C-SPAN and SNL logos in corner\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"793\" height=\"447\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/ee0df9a9ac561f30cc143c11e57bc1f5.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> NBC<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">&#8220;Even Hegseth would agree Colin captured his &#8216;warrior ethos&#8217; perfectly,&#8221; one person wrote. Another said, &#8220;You had me at Hegstand.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">&#8220;He&#8217;s soooo good as Hegseth it&#8217;s incredible,&#8221; someone else added. Another person said, &#8220;Jost as unhinged fratboy hegseth will never not be funny.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">One person said, &#8220;Honestly, I can&#8217;t see Hegseth now without thinking of Colin,&#8221; and someone else added, &#8220;These Hegseth skits will go down in history as some of the best.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">&#8220;There&#8217;s nothing better in these times to watch than Jost&#8217;s secretary of incompetence,&#8221; another user wrote. This person praised Noem&#8217;s portrayal, writing, &#8220;Alex Padilla got Noem&#8217;s voice perfectly.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Related: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/trendyghost618\/gilmore-girls-emoji-quiz?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Less Than 7% Of People Can Score 11\/14 On This &quot;Gilmore Girls&quot; Character Quiz, So I&#039;ll Be Amazed If You Can;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Less Than 7% Of People Can Score 11\/14 On This &#8220;Gilmore Girls&#8221; Character Quiz, So I&#8217;ll Be Amazed If You Can<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Others couldn&#8217;t get over how close <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/stephaniesoteriou\/snl-elon-musk-made-chloe-fineman-cry\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:SNL;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">SNL<\/a>&#8216;s cold open feels to our disturbing &#8220;reality.&#8221;<img alt=\"Two individuals on stage singing or speaking enthusiastically into a shared microphone, both dressed in formal attire with American flags in the background\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"618\" height=\"424\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/089724ffd4ed4f5caa007345a2e3907f.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> NBC<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">&#8220;That moment when you realize SNL is no longer writing scripts, they&#8217;re just doing slightly dramatized reenactments of reality,&#8221; one person said. Someone else wrote, &#8220;SNL has now become America&#8217;s most credible news source.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Another added, &#8220;If it wasn&#8217;t for the SNL end card would we know it wasn&#8217;t the actual press conference?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Lastly, someone asked, &#8220;When did SNL turn into a documentary program?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You can watch the SNL cold open <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/z7VbvUxj-hw?si=4xn7gZJO0FC4xIE4\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:here;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">here<\/a>.What are your thoughts? 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