All the news you need to know from the week that was…<\/p>\n
PublishedMarch 14, 2026 10:20 AM EDT\u2022UpdatedMarch 14, 2026 9:26 AM EDT<\/p>\n
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It’s Saturday,<\/a> which means that it’s time to get caught up on all of the stories you may have missed this week with a little help from The Punch-Up<\/a>!<\/p>\n And what a week it was\u2026<\/p>\n We had Candace “DJ Tanner” Cameron-Bure spilling the details of the time she and her husband wound up at an S&M sex party, we had Bam Adebayo dropping a performance for the ages, and Buc-ee’s was just dealt an unthinkable “F.”<\/p>\n Plenty more where that came from, so let’s dig on in\u2026<\/p>\n Prediction site Kalshi now lists Secretary of State Marco Rubio as the frontrunner in the 2028 Presidential Election<\/a>. An exhausted Rubio was quoted as saying, “Great, they want to give me another job!”Miami Heat star Bam Adebayo scored 83-points in a game against the Washington Wizards this week<\/a>. After the game, Adebayo told reporters he\u2019d answer any questions they ask, since he doesn\u2019t know how to pass.Convenience store chain Buc-ee\u2019s received an F from the Better Business Bureau<\/a> for not responding to 90 customer complaints. In fairness to them, most of those complaints came from people who were mad there isn\u2019t a Buc-ee\u2019s closer to where they live.Kelly Clarkson claims that American Idol producers lied to her about the show having a million-dollar prize<\/a>. They also lied to viewers about the show discovering talent.A new survey has found Southern drawls to be the sexiest American accents<\/a>. Least sexy? Accents from anywhere they call soda, “pop.”US bobsledder Kaillie Humphries awarded President Trump an Order of Ikkos medal<\/a>. Liberals, however, lost their minds when he celebrated the honor by taking a phone call from the US Men\u2019s Hockey Team.San Francisco 49ers DE Bryce Huff announced that he is retiring at just 27 years old<\/a> to start a company that focuses on safety infrastructure for lithium-ion batteries. He says he wants to leave football behind while he\u2019s still capable of spelling the words “safety infrastructure for lithium-ion batteries.”<\/p>\n Got all of that?<\/p>\n Good. See you back here next week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"All the news you need to know from the week that was… PublishedMarch 14, 2026 10:20 AM EDT\u2022UpdatedMarch…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":523576,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57],"tags":[236,88],"class_list":["post-523575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-celebrities","tag-celebrities","tag-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=523575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523575\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/523576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=523575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=523575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=523575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}