First Hump Day of April? An APRIL FOOLS Hump Day? I mean, are we in for a wild little ride today, or what? I think this is going to be a special class.\u00a0<\/p>\n
How could it not be? Trump’s set to address the nation tonight, we’re sending astronauts to the MOON again in a few hours, and CB Bucknor continues to be just the worst umpire in the history of umpiring.\u00a0<\/p>\n
In the post-Angel Hernandez era, of course. Nothing will ever match Angel. But CB’s certainly trying.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Anyway, welcome to a Hump Day Nightcaps \u2013 the one where Danica Patrick<\/a> shows off the arms and throws back some wine to celebrate Florence Wine & Food Weekend.\u00a0<\/p>\n Good luck saying ANYTHING bad to Danica with these bazookas, libs. You won’t stand a chance.\u00a0<\/p>\n What else? I’ve got the WNBA girls soaking up the last bit of the offseason, ESPN’s Alyssa Lang hitting the beach, Trump obliterating a reporter, and, of course, CB!\u00a0<\/p>\n My man made a call that was so utterly bad last night that both teams just started laughing<\/a> from their respective dugouts. Amazing.\u00a0<\/p>\n Grab you some of Danica’s wine and be sure the bottle doesn’t explode, and THEN settle in for a Hump Day ‘Cap!<\/p>\n CB, what do you SEE!?<\/p>\n I’ve got 14 meetings today and I’m alone with the kids, so there will be no beating around the bush in this class. All gas, no brakes.\u00a0<\/p>\n Try to keep up!<\/p>\n For those who weren’t locked into the big Rays-Brewers game last night, CB Bucknor, who is the worst umpire in the game at the moment, had another all-timer.\u00a0<\/p>\n And by all-time, I mean he should probably be sent to the moon later today with the astronauts.\u00a0<\/p>\n Coming off a brutal weekend in which he was publicly humiliated by both the Red Sox and Reds, CB made just a baffling call at first base last night. And I mean BAFFLING.\u00a0<\/p>\n It was so egregious, both teams literally just started laughing from their dugouts. Do you know how bad you have to be to get mocked by BOTH clubs?\u00a0<\/p>\n Rollllllll tape!<\/p>\n Trump asked a fairly reasonable follow-up here<\/p>\n Goodness gracious.\u00a0<\/p>\n I mean, credit to CB Bucknor for having the nuts to make that call. We all thought we’d seen the last of a dying breed when Angel Hernandez “retired,” but buddy, we had no IDEA that CB Bucknor was waiting in the wings.\u00a0<\/p>\n How do you miss that? Seriously, how do you miss him stepping on first base? Well, for starters, you don’t even look at the bag. That’s a great place to start!\u00a0<\/p>\n