{"id":584894,"date":"2026-04-15T03:04:08","date_gmt":"2026-04-15T03:04:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/584894\/"},"modified":"2026-04-15T03:04:08","modified_gmt":"2026-04-15T03:04:08","slug":"caps-beat-blue-jackets-2-1-is-this-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/584894\/","title":{"rendered":"Caps beat Blue Jackets 2-1: Is this it?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Resigned to elimination, the <a href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/team\/washington-capitals\/?ref=internal-team-link\" class=\"team\" title=\"View Washington Capitals news and roster\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Washington Capitals<\/a> wrapped up their season \u2013 regular and otherwise \u2013 with a perfunctory game against the <a href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/team\/columbus-blue-jackets\/?ref=internal-team-link\" class=\"team\" title=\"View Columbus Blue Jackets news and roster\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Columbus Blue Jackets<\/a>. It was unpleasant.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/player\/boone-jenner\/?ref=internal-player-link\" class=\"player\" title=\"View Boone Jenner&#039;s stats, bio, and status\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Boone Jenner<\/a> scored on the rush, taking a pass from <a href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/player\/mason-marchment\/?ref=internal-player-link\" class=\"player\" title=\"View Mason Marchment&#039;s stats, bio, and status\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Mason Marchment<\/a> to beat <a href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/player\/clay-stevenson\/?ref=internal-player-link\" class=\"player\" title=\"View Clay Stevenson&#039;s stats, bio, and status\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Clay Stevenson<\/a>. <a href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/player\/anthony-beauvillier\/?ref=internal-player-link\" class=\"player\" title=\"View Anthony Beauvillier&#039;s stats, bio, and status\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Anthony Beauvillier<\/a> responded by deking Lumbus goalie <a href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/player\/jet-greaves\/?ref=internal-player-link\" class=\"player\" title=\"View Jet Greaves&#039;s stats, bio, and status\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Jet Greaves<\/a> after a stretch pass from Trevor Van Riemsdyk.<\/p>\n<p>On the power play late in the third, <a href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/player\/jakob-chychrun\/?ref=internal-player-link\" class=\"player\" title=\"View Jakob Chychrun&#039;s stats, bio, and status\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Jakob Chychrun<\/a> scored the game-winner. <a href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/player\/alex-ovechkin\/?ref=internal-player-link\" class=\"player\" title=\"View Alex Ovechkin&#039;s stats, bio, and status\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Alex Ovechkin<\/a> had the secondary assist.<\/p>\n<p>Caps win.<\/p>\n<p>                        Get RMNB ad-free<\/p>\n<p>Support us on Patreon for $5 to hide all ads and get other perks<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/patreon-flow\/?patreon-login=yes&amp;patreon-final-redirect=https%3A%2F%2Frussianmachineneverbreaks.com%2F2026%2F04%2F14%2Fcaps-beat-blue-jackets-2-1-is-this-it\" class=\"btn btn-outline-primary\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">More Info<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I remember I was at a stoplight at the corner of 3rd and East in Downtown Frederick in my champagne brown Honda Accord when I heard European dance music coming through my radio, which was analog-tuned to DC101. Elliot Segal of Elliot in the Morning was interviewing a young Alex Ovechkin, recent draft pick for the Washington Capitals. Ovechkin was just a kid \u2013 not yet conversant in English and shy in situations like this \u2013 but his passion was evident even then when the (very bad) music was playing. It was joy. More than high-volume shooting, more than durability, joy has been the core quality of Alex Ovechkin.<br \/>\nI was just thinking about that.<br \/>\nWith 9:27 remaining in the first, <a href=\"https:\/\/russianmachineneverbreaks.com\/player\/ilya-protas\/?ref=internal-player-link\" class=\"player\" title=\"View Ilya Protas&#039;s stats, bio, and status\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ilya Protas<\/a> put a wrist shot on net. The rest of the period happened, and then half of the next period, and then with 9:14 remaining in the second Beauvillier scored on this great play. Just a li\u2019l offensive lull for one third of the game.<\/p>\n<p>37<\/p>\n<p>Percentile among defenders<\/p>\n<p>Age 34 \u00b7 6\u20193\u2033 \u00b7 210 lbs \u00b7 \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 \u00b7 \u264c\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p>2025-26 stats<\/p>\n<p>21<\/p>\n<p>Percentile among forwards<\/p>\n<p>Age 28 \u00b7 6\u20192\u2033 \u00b7 210 lbs \u00b7 \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 \u00b7 \u264a\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p>2025-26 stats<\/p>\n<p>What does it mean that Clay Stevenson was goalie here? Does it mean anything? Is it just \u201ceh, let him go.\u201d I think maybe I\u2019m looking into this too deeply, seeing secret Targaryens everywhere. Or maybe he\u2019s going to be the backup next year.<br \/>\nWe\u2019ve been asked what we\u2019re going to do with \u201cRMNB\u201d now that Ovechkin is (probably) gone. We\u2019ve been on the record about this for a long time, but I\u2019ll restate: nothing changes, but we will be reverting to our original name, Laing\u2019s Gang.<br \/>\nWith about five minutes left in regulation, on the power play, Alex Ovechkin had a chance up close. I wasn\u2019t ready for it. It got me.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en\">Last suit of the season.(Of the era?)#joebsuitofthenight<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/did:plc:nqxxi7akzkcxg5vvyetwtjof?ref_src=embed\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">RMNB (@rmnb.bsky.social)<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/did:plc:nqxxi7akzkcxg5vvyetwtjof\/post\/3mjiilg6dkb2o?ref_src=embed\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">2026-04-14T23:05:30.653Z<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t know if there was a big black cloud hanging over Columbus, or if it\u2019s just whatever ailment I\u2019m dealing with, but this was an awful season finale.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it was an awful season? Not because the team was bad; they weren\u2019t. They were just close enough to good that the failure of coaching and management to get them over the line is infuriating. They were 26th place in power-play percentage, <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/peterhassett\/status\/2044215912648048663\" rel=\"nofollow\">with Alex Ovechkin scoring just five times on the advantage<\/a>. At long last, Kirk Muller solved Alex Ovechkin. The Caps fourth line might have been the least used in the league \u2013 throwing off deployments for the three above it. They advertised their wish to get a top-six forward but instead got a guy whose total ice time is the exact same duration as \u201cCygnus X-1 Book II: Hemispheres\u201d by Rush. The team bled chances more and more as defenders seemed increasingly confused on who they should be covering. Between December 5 and January 31, they didn\u2019t win two games in a row.<\/p>\n<p>One could say they wasted the final year of the greatest player of all time (or at least one of them).<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t know. Maybe it\u2019s cynical to think Ovechkin already made up his mind, and maybe it\u2019s credulous to think he\u2019s deferring his choice. Maybe he needs to know more about his fitness, or maybe he needs to hear an offer from Dynamo. Maybe he needs to be convinced of the team\u2019s future, or maybe he needs to examine his own passion \u2013 that same joy exploding from him over the radio twenty-whatever years ago. But if he\u2019s not saying this is the end, then I\u2019m not writing this as if it\u2019s the end. TBD.<\/p>\n<p>Here come the playoffs, sans Caps. You\u2019ll have to pick a team to bandwagon. We\u2019ll dust off Keith, a Coin, and make some guesses. The Bears are making a push. The Caps have a couple first-round picks in the draft. They will have a LOT of money to spend in free agency.<\/p>\n<p>Here on RMNB we\u2019ll be all over that, plus The Decision, plus every stupid thing I can think to post between now and training camp. There is a lot.<\/p>\n<p>Until then, thank you for hanging out. I don\u2019t know if you and I have ever spoken or if we ever will, but even if we\u2019re not friends IRL, we are still something to each other. Comrades maybe.<\/p>\n<p>I leave you with the words of Rush, from \u201cCygnus X-1 Book II: Hemispheres\u201d<\/p>\n<p>We can walk our road together<br \/>If our goals are all the same<br \/>We can run alone and free<br \/>If we pursue a different aim<\/p>\n<p>Let the truth of Love be lighted<br \/>Let the love of truth shine clear<br \/>Sensibility<br \/>Armed with sense and liberty<br \/>With the Heart and Mind united<br \/>In a single perfect sphere<\/p>\n<p>Actually, I don\u2019t know what the shit that means. Crash the net. See you soon.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Resigned to elimination, the Washington Capitals wrapped up their season \u2013 regular and otherwise \u2013 with a perfunctory&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":584895,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66],"tags":[385,99],"class_list":["post-584894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-nhl","tag-nhl","tag-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=584894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584894\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/584895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=584894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=584894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=584894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}