{"id":64289,"date":"2025-08-07T04:48:07","date_gmt":"2025-08-07T04:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/64289\/"},"modified":"2025-08-07T04:48:07","modified_gmt":"2025-08-07T04:48:07","slug":"south-park-mocks-a-puppy-shooting-kristi-noem-in-new-episode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/64289\/","title":{"rendered":"‘South Park’ Mocks a Puppy-Shooting Kristi Noem in New Episode"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n\tIn the second episode of \u201cSouth Park<\/a>\u201d Season 27, United States Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem leads ICE in a raid on the local production of \u201cDora the Explorer Live!\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tAfter losing his job as counselor of South Park Elementary, Mr. Mackey is out of options to make his monthly \u201cnut,\u201d which adds up to $8,000 a month. His banker suggests he join ICE, which offers a \u201c$100,000 salary\u201d and a \u201c$50,000 signing bonus.\u201d <\/p>\n

\n\tAfter some brief deliberation, Mackey heads to ICE HQ. They let him join without a second thought and shuffle him into a room for an orientation video featuring none Noem, who is now their leader.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cWelcome to the team, recruits. I\u2019m Kristi Noem, head of Homeland Security,\u201d she says. \u201cA few years ago, I had to put my puppy down by shooting it in the face, because sometimes doing what\u2019s important means doing what\u2019s hard.\u201d The video then hard cuts to Noem jumping out of an ICE vehicle and gunning down an innocent puppy in the street.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cNow, we\u2019ll ask the same determination of you. Because detaining and questioning people is never easy,\u201d she adds, before the video cuts to Noem shooting another puppy. <\/p>\n

\n\tAfter his orientation, Mackey goes to raid a location \u201cthat might be filled with Illegals\u201d: a local production of \u201cDora the Explorer Live!\u201d As Mackey and Noem bust into the theater, the audience scrambles in panic. <\/p>\n

\n\tNoem tries to calm the crowd. \u201cWe\u2019re just here for questioning. Cooperate, and nothing bad\u2013 holy shit!\u201d Noem screams, before spotting a service dog in the crowd and shooting it. <\/p>\n

\n\tMackey does such a good job with ICE that Noem sends him to Mar-a-Lago, where Donald Trump<\/a> is waiting with a toddler-sized JD Vance<\/a>. After Trump names Mackey the new head of Homeland Security, he brings the former school counselor to his room for a threesome with himself and Satan. The babyfied Vance offers to lend a hand, \u201cWould you like me to apply the baby oil to Satan\u2019s asshole, boss?\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tEven before it was released, ICE took notice of Wednesday\u2019s show<\/a>. The X account for the United States Department of Homeland Security used a still from the episode\u2019s teaser to promote ICE\u2019s website, which includes application portals for various agency roles like criminal investigator and deportation officer. The official \u201cSouth Park\u201d X account responded to the post by writing, \u201cWait, so we ARE relevant? #eatabagofdicks.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tThe retort from \u201cSouth Park\u201d references the White House\u2019s response<\/a> to the Season 27 premiere, in which they claimed the show \u201chasn\u2019t been relevant for 20 years.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cThe Left\u2019s hypocrisy truly has no end \u2013 for years they have come after \u2018South Park\u2019 for what they labeled as \u2018offense\u2019 content, but suddenly they are praising the show,\u201d White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said in a statement to Variety following the Season 27 premiere. \u201cJust like the creators of \u2018South Park,\u2019 the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"In the second episode of \u201cSouth Park\u201d Season 27, United States Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem leads…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":64290,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[12,88,6009,4210],"class_list":{"0":"post-64289","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-entertainment","8":"tag-donald-trump","9":"tag-entertainment","10":"tag-jd-vance","11":"tag-south-park"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64289\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/64290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}