{"id":661208,"date":"2026-05-23T22:09:10","date_gmt":"2026-05-23T22:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/661208\/"},"modified":"2026-05-23T22:09:10","modified_gmt":"2026-05-23T22:09:10","slug":"man-finds-poop-on-his-roof-and-if-that-wasnt-bad-enough-it-led-to-a-mountain-lion-encounter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/661208\/","title":{"rendered":"Man finds poop on his roof, and if that wasn’t bad enough, it led to a mountain lion encounter"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

It’s never a good day when you find poop on your roof<\/a>.<\/p>\n

No one is going to go, “Hey, there’s some dookie on my roof, I think I’ll go buy some lottery tickets because clearly, everything is going my way.”<\/p>\n

At least, finding some leavings on top of your house usually doesn’t end in a run-in with a mountain lion … usually.<\/p>\n

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Mountain Lion on moss-covered rocks during springtime. (Getty Images)<\/p>\n

Bill Dabney of Pasadena was one of the unlucky few who had roof turds on his guest house that led directly to a big cat encounter.<\/p>\n

“I looked up, and I saw poop on the roof,” Dabney told KABC-TV<\/a>. “It was like four separate stools.”<\/p>\n

Now, I’m not into numerology, but those four separate stools may have been hinting at imminent danger … or it could’ve meant he was going to find something he had previously misplaced. Numerology usually has upsides and downsides like that.<\/p>\n

In this case, there was some imminent danger, and the guest house roof may not have ended up being the only thing with crap on it.<\/p>\n

“All of a sudden I look over and [there’s a] mountain lion staring at me,” Dabney said.<\/p>\n

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Cougar \/ Mountain Lion watching prey. (iStock)<\/p>\n

Now, the implication here is that the mountain lion ripped a deuce on Dabney’s guest house. I think that’s probably the case, because I refuse to believe that anyone could discover four separate stools on their roof and then turn around and have a completely unrelated mountain lion encounter.<\/p>\n

That just can’t happen. Not unless we live in a simulation and it’s glitching like crazy.<\/p>\n

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This mountain lion wasn’t hanging around to apologize or ask if anyone in the house could spare a square, either.<\/p>\n

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Another mountain lion was seen in the area days later, but fortunately, no other guest houses were pooped on. (Ezequiel Becerra\/AFP)<\/p>\n

“He was in the position mode, like he was going to spring,” Dabney said, before saying he immediately hightailed out of there. “Time to go!” he said. “I took off running<\/a>!”<\/p>\n

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According to the report, there was another mountain lion sighting just days later, though it’s unclear whether it was the same cat.<\/p>\n

Of course, the dead giveaway would be if it got in on the act of leaving some presents at another guest house.<\/p>\n

Matthew Reigle is a writer for OutKick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"It’s never a good day when you find poop on your roof. No one is going to go,…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":661209,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[695,143745,259935,79,5138,201],"class_list":["post-661208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-wildlife","tag-mystery","tag-odd-news","tag-outkick-culture","tag-science","tag-wild-nature","tag-wildlife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/661208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=661208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/661208\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/661209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=661208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=661208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=661208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}