{"id":663711,"date":"2026-05-25T07:40:14","date_gmt":"2026-05-25T07:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/663711\/"},"modified":"2026-05-25T07:40:14","modified_gmt":"2026-05-25T07:40:14","slug":"pigskin-prattle-lookin-ahead-card-chronicle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us\/663711\/","title":{"rendered":"Pigskin Prattle: Lookin\u2019 Ahead | Card Chronicle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">I don\u2019t always think about football in May. But when I do, I drink Dr. Brown\u2019s Diet Cream Soda. <\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Stay thirsty, my friends.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">So, yeah, it\u2019s drizzly, as it is most every Memorial Day weekend it seems. Didn\u2019t there used to be a Reggae Fest at the Water Tower that would get rained upon more often than not.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">So, an old man turns his back on hoops, for a second anyway, and contemplates the upcoming pigskin campaign.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Which is just 100 days away, give or take a few moon circumnavigations.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Thinking about the Cards first and foremost.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Jeff Brohm\u2019s got a new contract.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">We\u2019ll see if he can get the Cards into the Dandy Dozen Playoff?<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">With that sized paycheck, oughta be able to every once in awhile.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Speaking of the playoff, the Big Ten guy wants 24.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Certainly would give wannabe schools like U of L a better shot.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Still, I\u2019m nonplussed at the prospect of such expansion.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Saw some algorithmic hypothetical of how many teams around the land would have made a 24 team playdown in the last dozen years.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">The data spit out a total of three seasons the Cards would have qualified.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Insert quizzical question mark face emoji here.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Anyhow, Brohm\u2019s a QB Whisperer, right?<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">I was frankly surprised at this year\u2019s TP grab.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Lincoln Kienholz. Late of Ohio State. Where he was 11\/14 in 7 mop up appearances last campaign. B10 All Academic.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Uh, OK. Less than an upper echelon resum\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">He\u2019s got those Everybody Loves A Football Hero handsome looks. Which is nice, will look good in law firm ads on billboards.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">To say that JB\u2019s post spring game assessment of erstwhile QB numero uno\u2019s performance was underwhelming would be understatement.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">After stating \u201cIt\u2019s important we improve the quarterback room,\u201d Brohm parried his answer, prevaricating that Kienholz was \u201cnot given a lot of opportunities.\u201d Whatever that means.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">His take wasn\u2019t even in the same thesaurus as \u201cWe\u2019ve got our guy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Coach was more complimentary, if not effusive, about Davin Wydner, late of West Georgia &#8212; \u201cBig. Strong. Can throw vertically\u201d &#8212; and freshman Briggs Cherry, \u201cYoung. Strong arm. Poise in pocket.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">One local scribe who pays way more attention to Louisville pigskin than me &#8212; ya know, practice, interview sessions, actually attending spring game &#8212; used the word \u201ccemented\u201d when indicating Kienholz as top gun.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">I still go back to the comments of the Cardinals\u2019 octo-million dollar mentor. Sounded more like Kienholz needed watch out for quicksand.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">We\u2019ll see. Gonna be interesting.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Which is to not even address the OL situation, which has been dicey for a long time here.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Why is Curt Cignetti soooooooooooo good at coaching football?<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">At the recent Big Ten meetings, he abided a couple of obligatory interviews then cut out a side door to catch a flight back to Bloomington.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">IU AD Scott Dotson on Cignetti, who appears to be the best college football coaching hire since Nick Saban signed up in Tuscaloosa:<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">\u201dHe does not waste any time. I went into his office last July on a Sunday, and he\u2019s watching red-zone plays, like 900 of them, categorizing them on a Sunday in July, when nobody\u2019s around, and that\u2019s because he loves it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Teddy B &#8212; my favorite Cardinal QB ever &#8212; does it again.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">He infamously got suspended for a whole season after winning a state title as coach at his HS alma mater.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">For having the audacity and caring enough to buy food for some truly underprivileged players on his squad.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Now the Teddy Bridgewater Act makes such action legal.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">So, peering across the entire landscape, what else will this pigskin pundit be paying attention to?<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Whether Brendan Sorsby, admitted compulsive gambler who wagered on his own school, will somehow finagle his way onto Texas Tech\u2019s gridiron? Or, if he\u2019ll learn what I assume he was taught in treatment for addictive behavior, even though you get it under control, there are consequences for your actions, some dire. Meaning supplemental NFL draft.<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">LSU at Ole Miss. September 19. Welcome baaaaaaack, Laaaaaaaaaaane!<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Who gets canned first, Wisconsin\u2019s Luke Fickell or Florida State\u2019s Mike Norvell?<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">Whether the Cards can make it to the CFP for the first time?<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">An Ed Orgeron interview. The former HC in Baton Rouge is back as an assistant. When he was hired as head guy, one diehard from the bayou said, \u201cFinally we have a coach who talks like us.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">How well favorite son Will Stein does in his first year at UK?<\/p>\n<p class=\"duet--article--dangerously-set-cms-markup duet--article--standard-paragraph _1nfb3k4i _16w9vov1 _16w9vov0 ls9zuh1\">I mean it\u2019s Memorial Day weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I don\u2019t always think about football in May. 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